You gotta love FOX NEWS for running this POS story regarding the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders. The only reason they even did this story was to put a picture of a cheerleader on their website...................interisting idea.
Sunday, February 01, 2009
2009 MOVIE PREVIEWS ON SUPER BOWL
Holy crap there are going to be a ton of good movies coming out in 09.
1. GI JOE - Rise of Cobra
2. Fast and Furious
3. Transformers Revenge
4. Star Trek
5. Land of the Lost
DT THE GREATEST CHIEF I HAVE SEEN
There may of been better before my time but this guy was key to the rebirth of football in JOCO. It was his death that to this day reminds me to put my seat belt on. Congrats to finally getting into the HOF and RIP sir.
THE WIRE - HOLY CRAP EDITION
What an incredible weekend for violence in the area. Aren't you glad that there are city's in the metro cutting back on law enforcement? If it wasn't clear before it has to be now, KCMO is the armpit of the midwest. Do yourselves a favor and don't tell people you are from KC.
1. Amateur attempts open heart surgery in KCMO.
2. PV man saves tax payers some money.
3. Why shoot hoops when you can shoot people? Gang bangers shoot 5.
4. Olathe keeps on slipping deeper down the food chain for 1-35 shoot out.
5. Drive by shooting in KCMO.
Friday, January 30, 2009
QUICK HITS
TEN STORIES TO EITHER MAKE YOU CRY, CURSE or LAUGH
1. "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS"..goes a step further in Chicago.
2. Crazy Chick from Lost is selling underwear on Ebay for charity.
3. Suzanne Summers discusses her vaginal injections.
4. Could you imagine being the groom at this wedding?
5. Real life Live Free Die Hard movie?
6. Will these people rename the streets once his economic policies fail?
7. Pelosi may be the biggest liar in the history of congress.
8. Obama continues to create panic in order to pass his pork bill.
9. Jackson County is so full of crime that the have worn out their courthouse.
10. Kansas City HAS NO GANG PROBLEM. LOOK AWAY
A BLUE VALLEY FULL OF WELFARE FRAUD
First off, where the hell do the owners of this Housing project get off tarnishing the good name of Blue Valley? Nice try welfare bastards.
Another thing, how the hell do you only catch 45 out of 60 warrants? It's not like they are at work....
ALL OF YOUR GOING GREEN EFFORTS WILL SOON BE WASTED
The eruption of this volcano will have such an effect on the climate that all of the efforts of man will be undone just by its eruption.
Way to waste your life on a fake religion. Keep up the good work.
Way to waste your life on a fake religion. Keep up the good work.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
TRADEMARK - JOCO HO
In light of the upcoming great depression of the 21st century I would like to be on the front end of a few trademarked items. It is my hope that by trademarking the following word that I can support myself through the work of others during this time.JOCO HO
Married woman between the ages of 25-35 years old that are currently married to men 15 years older than them. These women do not work, do not have kids, do not cook, do not clean and do not have any skills that could transfer into the work place. The only thing that the JOCO HO must do is look good for their husband and not get caught sleeping with the gardener.
In other words these women have been leased out for a period of 15 years in which they will be traded in for a newer model with different features. Making them whores.
With the recession/depression looming their husbands will soon start struggling to pay the bills and ask their wife to help out by getting a job.
What skills does this woman have other than sleeping with older men for money? None. So she will soon be out on the corner of 119th and Metcalf looking for johns to cover her starbucks addiction.
WE NEED TO DROP "KC METRO" ASAP
Those of us in JOCO already knew this but it might be an eye opener for the hipster, wannabe, slum loving, crime promoting bastards to the East of us. Kansas City is one of the least popular cities in the nation.
Meanwhile CNN reports this about Overland Park.
Start using JOCO Metro right away to spur economic growth.
PISSED OFF
Does it piss anyone else off to see this psychotic bitch smiling while talking to her lawyer? I wanted to throw my laptop across my office after just seeing and reading this.
photo from FOX NEWS
photo from FOX NEWS
KCMO GETS MUCH NEEDED HELP FROM THE FEDS
Thanks to the census bureau the residents of KCMO will finally learn to count. This is something that the KCMOSD has failed to do for over 40 years.
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