Tuesday, February 17, 2009

WHAT IS THE POPE THINKING?????


COULD WE GET OUR CHANCE???


COULD WE THE PEOPLE OF THE JOCO METRO AREA FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO DO SOME LOOTING? KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED.

QUICK HITS


Read tomorrows takes today on this blog.

1. Anytime a chimp beats the crap outta someone it has to be linked on the blog.

2. PETA probably feels no pity for the 5 year old eaten by a croc.

4. Border Patrol officers are finally released. These poor bastards should never of been there to begin with.

5. Yemen captures freed Gitmo terrorist. Lets hope that the folks at Yemen do a better job dealing with terrorist than what the Obama regime plans on doing.

6. Anyone else find it funny that if Kate Moss wears a bra it makes national headlines?

7. The Meth problem in Missouri is so bad that they are going to require a script to get cold medicine. If it becomes law this thing needs to be signed in either Independence or Raytown.

8. Its no surprise that the Welfare state of Missouri took advantage of Government welfare minutes after it was signed. Do Missouri residents have no dignity?

9. English only is being challenged in Wichita by Hispanic parents. I wonder if they wrote the appeal in Spanish....

10. Why is it that every Female Gov Kansas has ends up being a worthless piece of.....

THANKS RUSH


It is good to see that the producers of Limbaughs show are fans of the blog. Today they ran with my morning after Obama pill take from yesterday. YET GAME ME NO PLUG

I will be waiting for my nickel in the mail.

ROBIN HARRIS

FACEBOOK CAN PIMP YOUR PHOTOS


I think it is safe to say that nearly everyone in the United States under the age of 40 has a Facebook account so this news should be a shock to you all.

READ AND LEARN.

Now that you have read that I bet that some of the chicks out there that have some "interesting" pictures in their albums all crapped their pants.

DOWNTOWN KCK


If you open up a coffee shop in the middle of the forest and nobody is there to see it, did that coffee chop really open? Talk about a crappy business plan.

THE WIRE - BROKEN RECORD


The crime in this city is too damn predictable.

1. Stabbing

2. Police Chase and Shots fired
Why bother being creative with the headlines if these bastards aren't even going to be creative with their crimes?

Monday, February 16, 2009

QUICK HITS


The audience of this blog tends to be more informed than most of the people breathing air in our city. If you don't like this blog there is a good chance that you suffer from a learning disability or have graduated from the KCMO school district.

1. He wants to tax your porn to cover his pay increases. STAND UP!

2. FOLLOW UP: 15 year old chick was a whore to at least 3 kids under the age of sixteen (one was 13).

3. Scientist have way too much time on their hands.

4. Another reason why the IPOD kicks ass.

5. Propaganda and election rigging at its best. No I am not talking about the Minn Senate seat.

6. Is another Welfare Ho about to deliver a liter?


8. Obama cupcakes.

9. Detroit is a bigger pile of crap than KCMO

10. Begala is a douche bag.

PROSPECT, HOME OF THE S**T SANDWICH


COMING SOON

Battle of Celebrity Chicks - Still working on the format and participants but I hope to have it ready by March Madness. I am picturing 64 celeb chicks in a single elimination tournament to find out which chick is the hottest.

Need ideas for #1 seeds