Wednesday, February 25, 2009
KEITH OBERMAN/ CHRIS MATHEWS IS A RACIST
What other reason is there for him to say "Oh God" just for the guy walking out? Will the NAACP take this up? How about Al Sharpton?
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
JOCO ENTERS THE EXPORTING BIZ
If you are an illegal and you get arrested in the great land of JOCO don't plan on passing go and forget about collecting $200.
BREAKING NEWS IN THE NORTH EAST PART OF TOWN.
If they upgrade to Legos we will let you know. Stay tuned for new data as it comes in
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS NO CLUE
Why would they schedule a workshop to prevent home foreclosures in the middle of the work week during working hours? Wouldn't it be better for these people to be working to save their homes?
QUICK HITS - PIMPS UP HO'S DOWN
Top 1o stories that others will be posting about later in some fashion. Just remember that the only opinion on the internet is mine.
1. Pimping is Easy in Arizona. Fyi, these could be the ugliest two chicks in America that aren't named Pelosi or Odonell
2. The Gaza strip is getting $900 million dollars to prevent it from looking like the East Side of KCMO.
3. Teacher kidnaps kid for a sexual field trip. I guess she forgot to get the permission slip signed.
4. There are actually sick bastards out there that think the death of a little girl is something to mock and laugh at.
5. One chick gets her face eaten by a chimp and now we need federal laws agains chimp ownership?
6. Mexico is so dangerous that political figures are moving their families to the USA for protection...
7. California tax dollars wasted once again. This time the extremely smart people in cali have been paying for kids that speak spanish to learn spanish......
8. George Clooney is considered a foreign policy expert to Obama.
9. American Tax dollars are now going towards the retraining of the liberal media...
10. Playstation is hurting our wussified kids.
WAS IT AN XBOX OR XBOX 360?
That item is left out of the story here yet it is an important piece of the case. If it was for a 360 I could see the reason for the crime. If it was for a regular xbox the guy should plead insanity.
No family should go with out a 360.
No family should go with out a 360.
AWESOME SLIDE SHOW
I just stumbled across this little gem of a link on KSHB's website. It is a slide show of some Metro area mugshots. You need to check out the picture of the first dude. Holy crap that guy got jacked.
BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU ALL
Today after reading this story I was saddened for married men every where. I was not aware that sex could be withheld longer than it is for us, but I guess I was wrong. Is there anywhere left that this economic disaster doesn't affect us?
Lucky for us that FOX news understands our pain. Consider this your bedroom stimulus package...I am sure that just like the economic stimulus package it will not help those of us that really need it......
Monday, February 23, 2009
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
1. I find it hard to believe that the police didn't find anyone worth arresting in a KCK home.
2. 6 year old girls aren't safe at school in Wichita.
3. Another man gets an East Side face lift this weekend.
4. You can send them home but the dope dealers will come right back in.
5. Barney Fife joined the East Patrol division over the weekend.
6. 11pm on Central avenue? Your lucky that you only got stabbed.
7. Even crazier, a woman was out at 3:30 am on the streets in the East Side and got shanked
Friday, February 20, 2009
DENNIS MOORE PROTEST
Saturday at 10am Darla Jaye is holding a protest that is long overdo in front of Dennis Moore's office. The office is located at 8417 Santa Fe Drive in OP, KS.
Dennis Moore is the most dangerous type of politician in America today, a Moderate. He makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and the hits you over the head with a club and robs you blind. It is about time that the people of Kansas recognize that this man is nothing more than a closet socialist that will say or do anything to get elected.
QUICK HITS
Lets face it, nobody watches the news on Friday night and most of you don't watch the news at all. Without me most of you would wonder around all day talking about the weather and the chiefs draft without a clue as to what is going on in your own backyard.
1. Fox news is now on board with my theory of the JOCO HO. This story just goes to prove that prostitution is only legal for the wealthy.
2. Pictures are now out demonstrating the power of Chris Browns pimp hand. This dudes career is over ahd he should be getting his ass kicked everyday in prison.
3. More details out about the Chimp attack. I know its wrong but I still think the 911 tape is freaking funny.
4. Even Bill Clinton thinks that Obama is spreading too much fear in order to get his way.
5. Your kid can now take over Citi Bank with his allowance money.
6. White Rappers in KC are doing battle. What a freaking joke this is. There may not be a more pathetic part of the JOCO metro areas population than white rappers.
7. Prisoner decides to cut off his well umm.....yeah, with a razor.
8. Those of you National Readers need to book your tickets to KCMO around the court date involving the Rodney Kinging of this guy. This could be your best time to go looting in the next year.
9. Isn't that a lot of weed for someone to have on a Teachers Salary?
10. If you are going to steal a vehicle it might be a good idea that you know how to drive it. Thanks for the Story Tony.
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