First Obama makes fun of special olympians and now the gov is out to rob from the blind. GO DEMS GO.
Monday, March 23, 2009
QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT
I know, I dropped the ball on Thursday & Frinday but its freaking Tournament Time. Saving the world from commies has to take a back seat sometimes. Anyways, here are 10 stories that you lazy a holes wouldn't find on your own or comprehend without my commentary.
1. Personally, I don't think any of the chicks that are on LOST now are attractive.
2. If you have spent any time living in Cali then you know that Oakland might be the crappiest city in the whole 50 states.
3. FOX NEWS gives you a "Cougar" breakdwon.
4. Is 2 MILLION DOLLARS enough money to track down a Mexican Drug Lord? Hell no.
5. Indias version of the YUGO.
6. You know that we are getting close to the end of the world when I type the following; Man pregnant with twins.
7. Surely this guy was simply trying meth out as a gasoline alternative....
8. I am not sure that a job fair for a strip club would be a good thing to attend or a bad thing. You know that some of the chicks auditioning have got to be ugly as hell.
9. I would actually like to hear back from a man that follows dating advice from Yahoo. Especially regarding revealing your secrets.
10. The only attractive one they had the killed off. Morons. Kansas State is set to hold a banquet to celebrate its crappy hoops season. Is Gaylord Fauqor going to be there with his 12th place field day ribbon?
THE PRICE OF GOODS JUST WENT UP IN THE METRO
I am sure that there are those of you that will think that the arrest of 60 hard working criminals in KCMO is a good thing.
Another thing. These folks just went from working and earning a living without government assistance to time in jail on our dime. What a mess. Think Again. With the economy in the tank we the people of JOCO need these thieves to sell us our gadgets at a discount.
MUST SEE TV TONIGHT
Tonight the new season of "KC Hysterics" kicks off staring Katie Horner, Brian Busby, Gary Lezak & Mike Thompson. I can hardly wait to see what nifty safety tips Katie has for us this year as she tracks a strom in Utah that could hit us at anytime. Another thing to look for is new radars. Will there be a Nexdop 2.o released this year? Will we finally have the technology to watch people get sucked into a tornada and thrown 100 feet?
Anyway you look at it the next couple of months will screw everyones DVR's up.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
When you take a couple of days off of blogging it is amazing how much you miss.
1. KCK is off the hook. They didn't even say how many people were shot instead they used "multiple".
2. Nothing is off limits in KCK. Two little girls were shot last Friday night just for living in KCK.
3. Independence man gutted like a fish.
4. You know your city is F'D up when people start trying to steal rescue vehicles.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
NCAA HOOPS LINKS - KANSAS CITY
I know that there are many of you out there that need me to spoon feed you everything so I put together a link list for the tournament. I have also put a scoreboard widget on the sidebar just in case your company has all sports sites blocked the next few weeks.For those of you visiting KC for the tournament there are a few links for you as well.
ESPN LIVE SCOREBOARD
CBS SPORTS ONLINE VIEWING
CBS SPORTS COLLEGE HOOPS HOME PAGE
VEGAS ODDS
BIG 12 RADIO LINKS
Sprint Center Schedule
POWER AND LIGHT DISTRICT
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
LEANN RIMES A WHORE?
It seems that every story that comes out about this chick is about her sleeping with someone that she shouldn't be. Do country tricks get a pass on whoring around?
But more importantly does she allow payment plans?
But more importantly does she allow payment plans?
QUICK HITS - ABOVE THE RIM
If I keep talking about AIG I might as well just redirect you to every other blog written by a conservative on the internet. So in an attempt to stay Above The Rim on the rest of these punks I bring you 10 stories that don't have the words finance and bonus in them.
1. It is good to see the city of Houston which is knee deep in gang violence focussing its attention on whores. Shouldn't there be a pecking order in which crime is fought?
2, Get knocked up, high, shoot someone and drop out of school BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT GO TANNING!!!!!!
3. This is why married women always make men fill up their tanks.
4. Ireland was the place to be yesterday. That sounds like a real celebration.
5. Its no coincidence that Washington D.C. is at an all time high since the Dems took over.
6. Zimbabwe implements the prison economic system.
7. I LOVE THIS STORY. They have over 100k in the bank but they are using our money to buy food. God bless America.
8. If getting screened for Prostate cancer doesn't improve your chances for survival
9. Beastie Boys releasing Check Your Head again.
10. Demi Moore is the most over rated chick in entertainment history. I gag everytime a story comes out talking about how hot she is. then why the hell are these doctors analy rapping us?
OBAMA HAS BEEN PUT ON NOTICE
The last time someone was brought to their knees this quickly in the White House their last name was Lewinsky.
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