QUICK HITS - RE-UP

You can all relax. I am back today to infrom, guide, find and alert you to what is going on in the world today. I know that many of you with ADD were forced to read long rants by some bloggers that could of been summed up in 2 or 3 sentences. I apologize. I am back on my JOCO corner slanging conservatism to all you addicts.

1. Dumb is being investigated by Dumber.

2. Obamas Aunt is fighting the fact that she shouldn't be in this country. Can we please remove her from the welfare list of our country? Why the hell are my tax dollars going to buy her illegal ass Gov Cheese and Peanut Butter?

3. How does one get charged with child porn when its their body that they are taking pictures of? Are they going to remove all the mirrors from her house too?

4. Obamas compassion has no limits. Instead of helping his hut living brother out he ditches his ass and lets him catch cholera.

5. Could you imagine the fat ass city employees of KCMO going without an elevator?

6. Pakistanis make crappy allies.

7. British Scientist are spending their time finding a cure for being gay.....

8. Russian models are hot. That is all.

9. GPS replaces common sense for some.

10. Applebees sucks no matter what city you are in .

THE WIRE - THE WAY OF THE GUN

I would like to take this time to remind the drive by shooters of the metro that they are not allowed to cross 119th street. This rule benefits both parties. 1. We the people of SOJOCO don't have to worry about getting shot while sleeping. 2. If you shoot people or at people North of 119th street the police really don't care. That is all.

1. Shots fired at a house on 157th street. That's right, 157tth street. Time to form a posse.

2. Cops shoot man on Charlotte

3. Anyone else find it funny that an inner city apartment complex is called Homestead? KCMO man shot and killed on his homestead.

4. KCMO thieves like cheap ass phones. after he attempts to go Menace II Society on them. Oh yeah, the dude died.

CAMP HOBO

Did Arnold not learn anything from the Super Dome?

DRUGS OR MONEY- KISS MY ASS JUNKIE

I have no idea why it has taken this long for this to happen. Finally we can kick the crackheads to the curb and use tax payer money for people that are actually productive.

UNIONS SUCK: REASON #1,567,321

Wouldnt this be considered a WT on WT crime?

THE WIRE

1. After reading this story there might be an opportunity to market a Kevlar Bra in KCMO.

2. KU needs to consider raising it out of state tuition.

3. $50 and two bottles of booze make this guy the wealthiest man on Charlotte.

4. Props to the students of Ruskin & Hickman for keeping it real.

UPDATE LATER

Hectic day today so all updates will come later this evening. Until then enjoy this

WHEN KEEPING IT GREEN GOES WRONG

If I lived in England I would fear for my life.

THE GREAT ONE

Here is the chance for you (the clueless) to learn something. Mark Levin might just be the best conservative speaker in the country right now. Buy it, Read it, Listen to it, Learn it.

OLATHE KIDS ARE SOFT

Who the hell are these kids? This is the type of crap that people make fun of JOCO for. Have fun dealing with real life when you get there softies.

THE WIRE-RAT-A-TAT-TAT

A little rain and wind and you hardcore villains go into hiding. If you want to beat last years record then you cant sit inside and watch Katie Horner predict the end of your Housing Project.

Then again you know that the NE area is pretty hardcore and the folks in their would be shooting people if an Asteroid was heading to earth. Just ask this chick.

$1000

For $1000 a month you can pay rent for a house on Prospect. THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE RIGHT?????? Well no, it turns out that all of the houses in the hood are running for that much.

Anyone smell corruption? Fraud? Screwing Over? Does this story have legs?

Kathleen Sebelius robs blind people!

First Obama makes fun of special olympians and now the gov is out to rob from the blind. GO DEMS GO.

QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT

I know, I dropped the ball on Thursday & Frinday but its freaking Tournament Time. Saving the world from commies has to take a back seat sometimes. Anyways, here are 10 stories that you lazy a holes wouldn't find on your own or comprehend without my commentary.

1. Personally, I don't think any of the chicks that are on LOST now are attractive.

2. If you have spent any time living in Cali then you know that Oakland might be the crappiest city in the whole 50 states.

3. FOX NEWS gives you a "Cougar" breakdwon.

4. Is 2 MILLION DOLLARS enough money to track down a Mexican Drug Lord? Hell no.

5. Indias version of the YUGO.

6. You know that we are getting close to the end of the world when I type the following; Man pregnant with twins.

7. Surely this guy was simply trying meth out as a gasoline alternative....
8. I am not sure that a job fair for a strip club would be a good thing to attend or a bad thing. You know that some of the chicks auditioning have got to be ugly as hell.

9. I would actually like to hear back from a man that follows dating advice from Yahoo. Especially regarding revealing your secrets.

10. The only attractive one they had the killed off. Morons. Kansas State is set to hold a banquet to celebrate its crappy hoops season. Is Gaylord Fauqor going to be there with his 12th place field day ribbon?

THE PRICE OF GOODS JUST WENT UP IN THE METRO

I am sure that there are those of you that will think that the arrest of 60 hard working criminals in KCMO is a good thing.

Another thing. These folks just went from working and earning a living without government assistance to time in jail on our dime. What a mess. Think Again. With the economy in the tank we the people of JOCO need these thieves to sell us our gadgets at a discount.