KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

I would like to thank the people of KCMO for once again not letting me down. This morning in the"Wire" section of the blog I noted that there was still time for dead bodies to surface.........thanks.

OBAMAS WIFE SWAP

How long will it be before the emperor decides that the wealthy and good looking should not be allowed to have all the beautiful women? When will the redistribution of attractive women begin? SOJOCO residents need to hide their wives before an Acorn rep comes to your house, snatches her and ships her ass off to KCK. What you get in return is a washed up stripper with stretch marks smoking nonfiltered cigs, sporting a feMullet with a PBR tanktop.

It would be like swapping Carrie Underwood out for Courtney Love.

ASHLEY TISDALE HOT ?

HONDA FORGETS LIBERALS

I have to hand it to Honda for creating a technology that some Americans can't use. It's a good thing that they will soon be driving GM's.

TUESDAYS WITH DAVE

"She did not realize she was being captured on cell phone"

YEAH RIGHT! This chick got embarrassed and is now going to take down all those involved.

THE WIRE - SCREW OLATHE

This is pathetic! How is it that a WT suburb town out performs KCK & KCMO in overnight crime? What a freaking joke! I am sure that there are some corpses that havent been found yet but still!

Olathe continues to spiral around the toilet bowl.

BOYCOTT GOVERNMENT MOTORS

BUY FORD. PUT THE GOVERNMENT RUN MOTOR COMPANY OUT OF BUSINESS

SHAKE UP IN THE TOP 10

Grumpy Old Fart is replacing Life in SOJOCO (he has vanished).

Remember folks, my top ten list is the only unbias blog ranking in the JOCO metro area.

SHANNON & PARKS: WORST RADIO IN KC

The show is absolutely terrible. There is nothing worst than hearing two guys who have had a local show in the 28th market rip successful show hosts. For 2 weeks all that they did was criticize Rush Limbaugh and this week its Glenn Beck's time.

Pathetic.

OBAMA MOTORS

Pictured above is a secret photo of the first Obama Car. This car is the only one that was able to meet the new emissions requirements put in place by the government.

KCK CRIMINALS GONE WILD

I think that the city of KCK should sell a "BEST OF" DVD at the end of each year to help cover the cost of these things. Hell KCK residents would buy 2 of them so that they could watch it twice.

DEAD BODY #2

KCMO IS EN FUEGO

HO'S FOR FOOD

I hope she was getting more than a 6 piece.

UNEARTH HOUR

I have decided to start fighting back about the carbon worshiping idiots of this country. Since one hour was suppose to help the planet so much (what a joke) then lets flip the script on these hairy armpit chicks. I give you UNEARTH HOUR. For one hour every month we will do all that we can do to show the brainless drones on the left that a cow can fart and the planet will still be hear.

So for one hour I want you to do the following

1. Start your car and let it run. Roll the windows down and crank up the AC.

2. Light a charcoal grill in the backyard and throw on some chemicaly enhanced cow meat.

3. Turn all the lights in your house on. And then sit out on the deck.

4. Even if you don't smoke, light up a big fat Cigar.

5. Turn on the plasma screen and leave the room.