If Miss Universe likes it then surely it is good enough to house people that want to kill Americans by the thousands...
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
QUICK HITS - YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WELFARE WHORES
Let's face it, we are all a bunch of Welfare Hoes. The only difference is that some will drop to their knees for a lower price. Yes, crackheads from the projects are basically the same as you bail out money grabbers on Wall Street and Main Street. Personally I prefer the crackhead over the wall street prick, they are cheaper and funnier than a wall street stiff.
1. This link is the most pathetic yet tellling sign that we have entered into the ultimate big brother state. I can't wait to get my free Kleenex in my rescue kit!
2. It makes sense that a man that never fired a weapon in Vietnam (yet claimed to) would be in favor of taking away your guns.
3. NOW ITS A DISEASE TO BE SUCCESFUL!
4. Teacher starves her cats to death and faces Felony Charges. Does Florida have tougher laws for animal abuse or for sexual predators?
5. Fox News wants to know if you like old chicks or young chicks. Let me ask you this, do you like your new laptop or your apple IIc? Holy obvious results batman, the newer models of anything are always better than the older versions.
6. Cities where liberalism flourishes are going to be ghost towns once these tax plans take shape.
7. Kansans everywhere are glad that this chick is no longer a local problem.
8. Big Mac Madness. Poor bastard had to get home and feed his wives.
9. Vaginismus?
10. Barney Frank has to be licking his chops after reading this story.
KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN
I would like to thank the people of KCMO for once again not letting me down. This morning in the"Wire" section of the blog I noted that there was still time for dead bodies to surface.........thanks.
OBAMAS WIFE SWAP
How long will it be before the emperor decides that the wealthy and good looking should not be allowed to have all the beautiful women? When will the redistribution of attractive women begin? SOJOCO residents need to hide their wives before an Acorn rep comes to your house, snatches her and ships her ass off to KCK. What you get in return is a washed up stripper with stretch marks smoking nonfiltered cigs, sporting a feMullet with a PBR tanktop.
It would be like swapping Carrie Underwood out for Courtney Love.
HONDA FORGETS LIBERALS
I have to hand it to Honda for creating a technology that some Americans can't use. It's a good thing that they will soon be driving GM's.
THE WIRE - SCREW OLATHE
This is pathetic! How is it that a WT suburb town out performs KCK & KCMO in overnight crime? What a freaking joke! I am sure that there are some corpses that havent been found yet but still!
Olathe continues to spiral around the toilet bowl.
Monday, March 30, 2009
SHAKE UP IN THE TOP 10
Grumpy Old Fart is replacing Life in SOJOCO (he has vanished).
Remember folks, my top ten list is the only unbias blog ranking in the JOCO metro area.
Remember folks, my top ten list is the only unbias blog ranking in the JOCO metro area.
SHANNON & PARKS: WORST RADIO IN KC
The show is absolutely terrible. There is nothing worst than hearing two guys who have had a local show in the 28th market rip successful show hosts. For 2 weeks all that they did was criticize Rush Limbaugh and this week its Glenn Beck's time.
Pathetic.
OBAMA MOTORS
Pictured above is a secret photo of the first Obama Car. This car is the only one that was able to meet the new emissions requirements put in place by the government.
KCK CRIMINALS GONE WILD
I think that the city of KCK should sell a "BEST OF" DVD at the end of each year to help cover the cost of these things. Hell KCK residents would buy 2 of them so that they could watch it twice.
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