BROKE ASS!

Seriously, if you are going to off yourself spring for the freaking bullet. This isn't ROME, nobody slits their own throat. AND why the hell are the cops shooting beanbags at a man that beat the crap out of a woman? They shoulda dropped his ass and done him, her and society a favor.

KCMO KIDS ARE SCREWED EXAMPLE #1,376

You have to feel sorry for kids that grow up in households with "parents" like this. Nice freaking example lady! I am sure your daughter is going to turn out to be a well adjusted kid.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards

You have to appreciate a community that celebrates the increase in people applying for their GED's. Could you imagine a news agency reporting this in OP? Good god politicians and school board members would be running for their lives. It just goes to show you that society continues to lower its standards as the business community increases theirs.

The only people that should be celebrating this news are the kids living in JOCO who continue to be the cream of the crop for colleges to recruit and employers to hire.

TEA PARTY WITH DARLA JAYE

Kansas City Tax Day Tea Party Date: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 Time: 6:00pm to 8:00pm
Address: Johnson County Community College 12345 College Blvd. Overland Park, KS
Location: Corner of College Blvd.and Quivira Rd.

980 Live with Darla Jaye

Broadcasting from The Kansas City Tax Day Tea Party

This would be the perfect opportunity for most of you do nothing complainers to get off of your ass's and make a difference.

I would post a link to the site so that you could get more information BUT they didn't incldue the most infuluental metro conservative voice (ME) in their blogroll

PRAYERS ARE FOR SUCKERS!

Not really, but in this case they are. When are these clowns going to figure out that it takes action and not prayers to save their communities?
LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE, THAT IS THEIR PRAYER! YOU NEED MORE!

THE WIRE - KILLING IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY

55 degrees in Kansas City/KCK are economic boosts to local funeral homes, ER's, police tape & chalk manufactures, casket makers and religious/community activist looking to shake down community members for either money or power.


1. I have to say that killing someone by drive by MIGHT just be the biggest P**** move there is. You are in a moving car with an assault weapon creeping up on some unsuspecting victim that has no chance. Maybe if these jackass's had to look into the eyes of the person they are killing things would be different. Drive by shooters are ghetto cowards. One Dead and One injured in KCMO at the hands of your local gangsters.

2. 27th and Prospect continues its streak of being the crappiest area in the metro. Man shot twice in the gut.

3. Local religious leaders continue to make going to church undesirable.

4. You have to admire armed robbers that are able to think quickly on their feet.

5. Those of you that are able to pay your rent should start hand delivering your rent checks.

THE HITS NEVER STOP FROM THESE IDIOTS!

I seriously think that this woman sits at home and thinks of ways to be an idiot. The latest one about her writing a book is pretty freaking funny. Have you heard the audio clip on 980s news report?

Seriously, who in their right mind would relocate a business to KCMO with this guy and his wife behind the wheel of the Titanic. It's almost as if they are trying to steer the boat into the ice burg.

Be Proud of your ELECTED official because you voted for him. LOL!

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Military Used Pigs In Blasts To Test Armor"

This story is awesome in so many ways.

WHAT A GREAT INVESTMENT IDEA

Whose bright idea was it to build "green" houses for the freaking poor? And why would you build anything at 49th and Olive? All I know is that there are going to be some crack dealers saving money on their energy bills if these houses remain vacant for much longer.

Hell EVEN IF you lifted the income restrictions nobody would buy them because of their location. This just has stupid written all over it.

FUNKHOUSERS PROBLEMS ARENT NEW

Dear Mr. Mayor,
When you are looking for answers for the problems in your life you needn't look any further than HIP HOP music. Eazy E for example give you great advice on how to deal with your wife. If I were you I would drop the double barrel and grab the harpoon as Mr. E suggests.

GOOD LUCK
JOCOSB

ELISHA CUTHBERT HOT ?

Mary LeGault PICS

TELL YOUR FAMILY YOU HATE THEM

This Easter be sure to let your family know that you hate them by purchasing your Easter dinner at Wal-Mart.

No this is not me being a SOJOCO snob, this is me warning you of the poor quality of Wal-Mart meat(if you can call it that). If you go this route you might as well put a can of spam on everyones plate. Skimp and save the rest of the weak but don't go this route for freaking Easter.

Never buy your meat from a place that can change your oil and sell you tires.

OBAMA MAKES THE UNITED STATES WEAK

WHY THE HELL IS THE LEADER OF OUR COUNTRY BOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE THE PIRATES!

Tell the truth, deep down inside you are glad to see that Pirates are making a big comeback. The world just seems like a better place with these guys putting in work. For nearly a decade pirating had lost its luster and had been wussified into stealing music or movies.

When I think Pirate I don't think of some dork with a laptop writing scripts to break Sonys latest encryption programs. Missing limbs, hooks, patches, parrots, treasure chest, planks, rum, wenches and flags with skulls on them are what pirates are really all about and don't forget it. Don't replace Long John Silver and Blackbeard with nerds with pocket protectors and thumb drives instead of swords.

I say the more Pirates the Better!