QUESTION

This question is to those that put Jesus bobble heads on their dashboards. Is one enough or do you sometimes feel the need to put a dozen of them up there? The reason I ask is that today while on Central Ave I saw a woman driving a minivan with a min of 12 Jesus's on her dash.

THIS IS FREAKING FUNNY

The bit about jacking the Jamaican airliner made me piss my pants.

INCOMPETENCE DERBY

Janet Napolitano increased her lead over the rest of the pack in the race to become the most ignorant person in Washington with her recent insults lobbed at the Canadians. Napolitano could lap Hillary Clinton by the close of the day and focus on Joe Biden.

LOCAL GAS STATIONS SUCK(except QT)

How many of you have been pulling into gas stations in JOCO lately that either don't have gas, can't take credit cards or havent stocked their shelves in 4 months? Typically I am a QT guy so this isnt a problem but there are times that I need a carwash so I fill up someplace else and can't believe this crap.

Does Popeyes run out of Chicken? Do clothing stores offer to sell you milk but can't sell you clothing?

I for one will no longer go into a Shell Station. These could be the worst of them all. Take your act to WYCO or KCMo where they expect this type of service.

IDENTITY THEFT

Who exactly did this chick claim to be? Unless this chick put a bounty on Han Solo.....

SPECIAL EARTH DAY SALE

I am having an Earth Day sale on Dolphin Steaks. Put your orders in early because they wont last. Buy two and I will throw in a package of polar bear franks and breaded penguin.

MULTIPLICITY

Yeah I know that cloning humans is bad etc... trust me I am not in favor of this BUT since it is here and probably not going anywhere we need to find the positives. The best way to do this in my opinion is to watch the movie multiplicity. What we learn from this is that with the proper scheduling, a room over the garage and a clueless wife you can pull it off. Just don't do more than 3 clones of yourself or you will have a clone with the IQ of a liberal.

THE WIRE - SHOOTINGS, ARSON AND ASS KICKINGS

It is good to see that violent crime is back in KCMO. We missed you. Also I have to give props to the people of Independence for the strangest arson I have ever seen. KCK you are on notice!

1. 2 shot, 1 killed in a shooting in Kansas City, Missouri. I will have to remember that line for my 12 days of a KCMO Christmas Carol next year.

2. You gotta admire the fight that these two had in them. Not only did they hold off cops for 6 hours BUT they did it in a freaking burning building as their skin melted. Makes you wonder if there was something more to this doesn't it?

3. Can you imagine all the great smart ass comments you could make as you kicked someones ass in a Burger King parking lot? It almost makes it worth it.

FEMALE OLYMPIANS PICS

BO JACKSON

APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY EXECUTIONS

I for one would like to welcome Missouri back into the execution game. I only wish we could watch Skillicorn turn into Kettlecorn.

MURDER OR LOVE - A CRAIGSLIST STORY

Whoever timed the story about finding a Prom Date on Craigslist has to be fired today. Why would anyone be celebrating people meeting on Craigslist the day that the Craigslist murderer is captured? Seriously that story should of been scrapped, especially considerring that we live in a city full of morons.

BBQ & JAZZ

Last week I made a post that discussed what Kansas City is known for and what a huge lie it is. Two of them happened to be BBQ & Jazz Music. After I made this post I got emails and nasty comments saying that I was completely wrong. Well, it turns out that even when you combine 2 of the supposed things that KCMO is known for nobody in this town cares.

Don't for a minute fall for the recession crap. I did some checking around and other towns aren't having any problems with their events.

STEVE HARVEY TUESDAYS

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Teen soils self after deputy surprises him"