"OBAMA BLOCKS ACCESS TO WHITE HOUSE VISITORS LISTS"Monday, June 15, 2009
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Kansas City residents have forgotten how to lie.
1. Man shot execution style in KCMO. The cover stories are pretty pathetic.
2. He didn't know that he was being chased by police? Then why the hell was he driving on shoulders and weaving in and out of traffic? Yet another crappy story.
3. Psycho comes to mind here.
4. I think it would be safe to say that the Metro is always in a stand off with the North East.
5. Going into a siding business at 2am? Sounds like someone got robbed after nailing a chick at his office.
6. It is no longer safe to take a piss at JOCO bookstores. THANKS FREAKS!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
QUICK HITS - FREAKY FRIDAY EDITION
Weekends are the time when everyone gets to forget that they may lose their job, their personal freedoms are being taken away, the government is ruining capitalism, we are close to war with 5 countries and your retirement plan is gone.
We do this by drinking, eating BBQ, going to sporting events and spending time with your family(that you see less than the people you work with). So enjoy yourself this weekend because Monday it starts all over again.
1. HIV has hit the Porn industry. Shocking I know. BUT YOU KNOW there will be some sick bastard that will make a porn called HIV Chicks gone wild and some of you sick bastards will buy it.
2. White people taking Africans away from their families? Madonna knows its 2009 and not 1709 right?
3. You have to be the most unlucky bastard on the planet to get hit by a freaking meteorite the size of a pea.
4. Obama is more like Stalin than Putin. Can the leaders of the Republican party get anything right?
5, Is the government getting ready to take over the tobacco biz?
6. The NYPOST has a great slide show regarding Movie remakes.
7. Maybe now Obama will have a reason to turn the economy around.
8. 9 FOOT TAPE WORM! AWESOME.
9. Time to take all of your rabbit ears to the metal man.
10. Are we really suppose to believe that this election is real?
THE WIRE - WEAK ASS CRAP!
Has the metro gone soft? WTF?
1. Getting your nails did in KCMO is ruthless.
2. Shawnee Robbers didn't want to ruin the detail job on the get away car.
3. Letter writing? Who the hell still writes letters? Crap I don't even know how much a stamp is...
4. KCK's biggest problem is gambling? I always thought it was gang violence......
5. The fact that the East Side has an elementary school is the real news here. Not the fact that it got robbed.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
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