Tuesday, July 07, 2009

YOU LAZY BASTARDS, COMFORT WIPES?



DJ TRIVIA

Beastie Boys COME BACK.


dave chappelle - michael jackson



This is a better way to remember Michael Jackson

WACKED OUT ON WARMING


Can you believe the crap that these idiots are coming up with now? How long before we are all chipped so that we can be taxed for our farts.


1. Al Gore has freaking lost his mind. Warmer temps = Nazis in his eyes. One problem there Al, Nazis were real.

2. Big Brother using climate change as an excuse to monitor wealth in the world and dictate their actions.

3. How long before the butcher and the candlestick maker follow?

COLUMBUS PARK


I thought that the only place on Troost you couldnt get shot was Columbus Park.

IRONY


Sunday, July 05, 2009

SCOUT SIGNS IN OP


Since when did the Scout signs become message boards for big brother? This weekend there were several signs that are SUPPOSE to be giving out traffic info that were instead telling you that fireworks are illegal in OP.

WTF is this crap? Is this what we have to look forward too? The OP city government needs to think before acting because this pissed off almost everybody. We don't need you issuing us orders as we drive you control freaks.

THE WIRE - DID YOU SURVIVE?


KCMO was more dangerous than KCK for the first time in weeks. Will we see KCMO make a push for the lead once more OR will KCK come out of the recent slump?


1. It sucks that a street named after a lovable fat lasagna eating cat is home to so much violence. Face lift with a gun on Garfield.

2. "Drinking alcohol and smoking crack" is never a good combo.

3. Alleged wife killer was arrested for disturbing the peace.

4. Overland Park implements operation big brother over the holiday weekend. It's nice to know that we have babysitters.

5. Carjacking and Stabbing make for a lively holiday weekend in Platte county.

6. KCMO dropped yet another body on the East Side.

7. Bodies & Bombs. Sounds like the name of an East Side celelbration.

Friday, July 03, 2009

KCWIRED DROPS 2 REVIEWS FOR THE WEEKEND

Wil Jenny's
The perfect combination of Mexican and Barbecue.; who would have thunk it! Their baby back ribs are ecstasy and their enchilada's are rock and roll. What else would you want? Well, they have great chocolate cake too! Sit in the bar area for the most fun; It's all non-smoking, so you can take your kids with you!
6700 West 135th
Overland Park, KS 66223

(913) 897-1114

Stoud's
Stroud's was kicked out of their old location when Mr. Eminent Domain decided it needed a million dollar bridge to connect one crappy part of town to another crappy part of town. In doing so, a Kansas City landmark was forced to relocate. Stroud's, formerly in South Kansas City is now located on Shawnee Mission Parkway in Fairway and I decided to check it out for Father's day.
When we arrived at Stroud's at 5PM there was a 30 minute wait. We happily walked to the bar, ordered a round of Miller Light, and proceeded outside to sit on the patio and get a little sun while we waited. After being seated, the waitress quickly arrived and took our drink order as we started perusing the menu. I ordered the 3 piece chicken meal, my wife ordered the same and shared hers with our girl. My mom ordered a half order of livers (I know). Our meals came with all of the mashed potatoes, gravy, and green beans you can eat , and maybe a dinner role but I can't be sure because I was too busy with the pan-fried chicken and gravy. This place has the best gravy I have ever had, I mean, I am not a gravy aficionado by any means but this stuff is addictive. Everyone enjoyed what they ordered and everyone was completely stuffed with plenty of leftovers. I even tried the livers (dipped in gravy) and they were... well lets put is this way, they could have been pieces of monkey turd and tasted like a million bucks as long as they were covered in Stroud's gravy! Highly recommend. Expect to pay $15 per person not including drinks. Dress anyway you feel comfortable, preferrably something loose so you can breath after eating.

4200 Shawnee Mission Pkwy
Fairway, KS 66205
(913) 262-8500

http://www.kcwired.com

MIDGETS & WHORES NEVER MIX


SUGAR CREEK


Can anyone remember the last time good news came out of Sugar Creek? NOW YOUR CITY SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS? Holy crap why do you guys still live there?

This just goes to prove that anytime you get more than 5 people from Mo. together bad odor will soon follow.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY


"Teacher Puts Sex Clip of Self on Students' DVD"


HIP HOP FRIDAY