SAD DAY IN KC

NOT THE HARLEY FACTORY!

THE WIRE - CITY LIGHTS

The weather is so nice outside tonight that you know that the east side is going to be full of red and blue lights. Remember to keep your head on a swivel, watch your mirrors and keep one in the chamber. Happy Hunting!


1. Pimping aint easy in the JO.

2. North Land chicks aren't into Happy Endings.......

3. Nice weather outside = East Side shooting.

4. Overland Park isn't quite ready for the whole Swap Meet concept.

5. East Side residents got their knives back from the sharpener.

6. What kind of sick F&&( spray lighter fluid on a 10 year old?

QUICK HITS - REMIX!!!!!!!

Have you ever noticed that most of the remixes are better than the original version? Why buy the album when you know that something better is going to be coming in a weed?

Enough of that, time to educate. KCMO & KCK residents please return to the cartoon channel and let grown folks talk.

1. White chick tries to retake some power from her pimp. A Hillary Clinton story.

2. 10% vs 8%. How many jobs is that extra 2% that Obama failed to calculate?

3. Free cars, Free mortgage, Free Health Care and now Free Wireless internet. Can someone tell me why we should go to work after Obama gets his way?

4. The dictator is getting pissed because people are telling him how to run HIS AUTO COMPANIES.

5. When the hell did ONE TRILLION DOLLARS = AFFORDABLE?

6. The emperor will lie to the masses.

7. The more that Brett Favre is the news the more I hate him and his on/off again retirement. MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU ATTENTION HOG!

8. Fathers need to avoid pissing off their teenage daughters.

9. Who wants to watch Michael Jackson Burn?

10. I love wathing John Murtha get exposed for the A Hole that he is.

GIVE TKC SOME PROPS

Love him or hate him this guy has been right on so much crap in KCMO that he deserves some props. Those of you not from KC continue about your business like this post never happened.

AWESOME

JOANNA KRUPA SELF SPANKING

NOW HIRING

I am looking to fill the position of Ass Wiping Czar. There will be no interview, you need not be qualified and I will be paying a ton.

JASONS LYRIC

Forget I Was A G

THE ONE GOOD THING ABOUT KC

HOLLY STARR

JAY Z PUTS ON HIS CLOWN SUIT

CUSTOM FIT BY THE GAME

AMY ADAMS LESBIAN KISS

All women like kissing other women. Its a fact that all guys know and all women deny.

QUICK HITS - CRAZY BASTARDS

Here are a few stories that were so pathetic that you almost have to laugh.

1. Who woulda thought that a Czar that didn't have to be confirmed by the Senate would be investigated shortly after leaving. I mean seriously, you trust the emperors judgment, right?

2. Criminals in Mexico torture 12 Federalis and people still want to open the border.......

3. Your friendly neighborhood socialist is looking to ban "In God We Trust". Remember these are the same idiots that worship the climate so we could end up with "In Gore We Trust".

4. I am starting to think that being kidnapped in Utah isn't such a bad deal. Either you get taken 1 mile from your house and left alone or you get forced to drink beer.

5. Minority broadcasters want to be bailed out? That is just wrong on so many levels

6. Those of you that believe we landed on the moon will love this story. Those of us with a brain will see right through this propaganda.

7. Will you pay $1000 to read a book about a drunk murderer?

8. ARKANSAS, JERSEY, VOODOO, HESHE. All the ingredients needed to laugh your ass off.

9. This soldier cracks me up.

10. Some men would pay extra to get a little shock while surfing the internet.

Bubb Rubb & Lil' Sis are awesome!

KCMO IS FULL OF IDIOTS

• First you elect complete idiots onto your School Board
• Then you vote in a city counsel full of crooks
• AND THE CREAM OF THE CROP
• YOU VOTE THIS ASS WIPE AND HIS WIFE INTO THE MAYORS OFFICE. Holy crap this is a good read.
  

You should all be forced to wear dunce caps when entering JOCO.

PASTY WHITE CHICKS

This is terrible news! Without daily fake baking a lot of these chicks are going to be scary looking.