DOUCHE BAGS WITH POSTER BOARD AND MARKERS

Are there ever more than 3 of these "protesters" at one of these things?  And who the hell calls their protest group a club?  Do they hold their meeting up in a tree house?  You media idiots need to stop covering these morons.  Shooting deer and drugging monkeys is as American as apple pie and hot dogs. 

NIGHTMARE IN THE EAST SIDE

Sure the west bottoms has the haunted houses but the real horror stories are taking place in the East Side.  Instead of machetes, chainsaws and knives for fingers the east side uses double barrels, glocs and knives.  

1.  KCMO turns more double shootings in a season than the Royals do double plays.

2.  Nothing good ever happens on Truman Road.  Just ask this dead guy.

3.  This guy managed to hit all the blighted parted of towns during his police chase.

4.  What are the odds of pulling over a KCK school bus and finding a crimal?  

2 PAC RETRUNS ON HALLOWEEN

THE WIRE - EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD LOCK DOWN

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The sign in front of the locked down school pretty much says it all.  KCK kids were in danger as gang violence rolls through the streets in the middle of the afternoon. 

NEW LIL CEASE TRACK - OUTSIDERZ

KIDS IN MISSOURI ARE DOOMED

It is amazing that these two stories came out on the same day.

Killing 2 year olds in KCMO is not a big deal when it comes to sentencing.

Missouri is rated the 5th crappiest place in the country to raise a kid.  NICE!

I wonder if families in Ethiopia are being asked to sponsor a Missouri child.

THE WIRE - JUST IGNORE IT

Here are more crimes that happened to people that didn't win a golden ticket to join Scott Parks in Wonka Land. 

1.  The murder of this East Side woman wasn't important enough to be headline news on most local news sites. 
2.  Pushing a wimpy ass postal worker might land these two douche bags in prison.   Cliff Clavin would bitch slap this guy.

3.  The recession is forcing KU kids to switch from cocaine to meth.
4.  Raytown kids are at risk from potential abductors
5.  JOCO teens arrested for robbing a hotel?  Surely these teens aren't natural born citizens of our county.
6.  I really have no idea how to explain this one so I will let you read this story about a sicko Coach and well make your own conclusions.

SEBELIUS INJURY

Is there any truth to the rumor that this injury is sex related?

SAD DAY FOR PARENTS ACROSS AMERICA

Those of us that have kids, especially kids this little girls age are feeling sick to their stomachs right now.  The type of people that commit these acts should not be allowed to live.  There is no reason for us to keep them alive in prisons nor is there any reason for us to let them die a quick painless death. 


No, the bastards that commit these types of crime need to be put through a living hell before they go to hell. 

This is a good time for everyone to take a look at this site and see who your neighbors are and who lives in the houses that your kids walk by.

WOMEN WILL DO ANYTHING TO LOOK YOUNG

Including covering their faces with bird crap.

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

QUICK HITS - I LIKE MY OATMEAL LUMPY

1.  What happens when you elect lawyers to congress?  1500 page bills full of crap.  
2.  US Flag sticker too controversial.........
3.  Not all stories have a great line like this "Workers later cleaned up a puddle of blood."
4.  Somalis take underwear seriously.  
5.  Florida voting mistakes might see a drop once their death panels kick in. 
6.  6 things that your body does that can't be explained.
7.  If you like deep fried bacon and butter then Texas is the place for you.
8.  13 scariest haunted houses in America. I can't believe they left off the White House.

9.  Smart People are dumb ass's. 
10.  Office Douche Bags.

MEGAN FOX MIGHT NOT BE BISEXUAL!

THIS IS SAD NEWS!

FAMILY GUY TUESDAY

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Police: Man Stabbed Son Over Clogged Toilet"