Kansas City Easter - Blood Bunny

Do gang bangers get time and a half for putting in work on a holiday?

1.  KCK residents participate in the annual dead body hunt.

2.  Cleaver blvd. shooting kicks Easter of in style, The East Side way.

3.  I say we kill these 6 sex offenders and see if they return from the dead.

4.  Missouri trash convicted of raping women in the 80's

5.  If the bullets don't get you in KCK the cars will.

The Game - Wake the dead

Easter Link Blast

We have been gone for a week but we have risen j/k

1.  Great recipes for leftover Easter eggs.
2.  5 umm interesting things to do on Easter
3.  These Filipinos are some of the craziest bastards on earth.
4.  Personally I think Peeps are disgusting but if you like sugar marshmallows here is the history.
5.  Not such a happy Easter in China for Christians.
6.  Got God Particle?
7.  Bunny guilt
8.  Easter decorations do have some meaning.  Who knew?
9.  Pagans dominate Easter history.

Police Intimidation Level Infographic

Because Liberals WIll Always Be Douche Bags

Every time a liberal speaks it is awesome.  Look at these great examples of liberal mental midgetry

1.  Could Jesse Jackson Jr. be a bigger moron than his dad?  "The Ipad is Killing Jobs".  Your dumb ass is killing my faith in the overall intelligence of Americans.
2. Al Gore actually believes that their are enough ignorant people in this country that think Global Warming is real. 
3.  50% of Americans are freeloading bastards. 
4.  I can't believe that Henry Waxman is still in office.  Oil companies are causing cancer from 1000 feet below the earths surface according to these liberal scumbags. 

The Wire - It's Not What You Know, It's What You Can Prove

Two Weekends in a row with a low murder count?  Just goes to show you that even murderers and gang bangers like to work Monday - Friday and take the weekends off like the rest of us.  For far to long they have been working 24/7 and neglecting their families just so they could increase our crime stats.  Maybe the unionized?

1.  KCMO cops remove a drunk driver from the streets, forever.
2.  Dead Body Sunday - Northland
3.  KCK Gangbangers keep it old school with a Drive By murder. 
4.  Lawrence chicks aren't use to showing the goods off unless they have at least 1 weak drink
5.  Are there really any "suspicious" deaths in KCK ? 
6.  Sex offender gets off easy with a life sentence. 
7.  East Side man robs Circle K wearing a surgical mask.  Makes sense.  They are light weight and disposable.  At least our criminals are innovative.

Hip Hop Flash Back - Above The Law

Kaley Cuoco - Allure

Holy Big Bang Theory - Thank You Allure

Almost Daily Link Blast

Links, Links and more Links for you lazy non internet searching bastards. 

1.  The 25 Hottest Women that use to be in Sports
2.  The 15 Hottest Women of American Idol
3.  Lebowski Monopoly 
4.  Playboy - Top 10 Party Schools
5.  11 Athletes Americans want to punch in the face
6.  Top 10 ways to stop Godzilla from destroying the earth
7.  Gwyneth Paltrow back in a bikini
8.  Hacked - Play Retro Games
9.  20 Worst Star Wars quotes to say during sex
10.  Largest Online cookbook in/of the world.
11.  Awesome house disguised as a garage
12.  Biggie Smalls FBI file
13.  The 100 year history of Indian Motorcycles

Tha Alkaholiks "Daaam"

Murder slump?

Anyone else feel let down by this weekends shooting/murder numbers?  2 days of nice weather and all that you could do is 7? We have come to expect more out of you!

1.  KC murderers open mobile creation business.  2 dead.
2.  Another KCMO resident takes his banking business to JOCO.  PV Bank Robbed
3.  BV's Chirst vs. KCMO cops just in time for Easter.
4.  4 dead in murder suicide.
5.  KCMO shooters don't rest on Sundays
6.  Joco people don't know how to attack cops.

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures

If you didn't want to talk about your nude pics then you shouldn't of leaked them and used them to extend your 15 minutes of fame. 

Teacher Unions Blow

The KCMOSD is one of the worst districts in the United States of America yet these douche bag teachers think they should keep their jobs.  Psst, bald douche bag in the tweed jacket, you don't get a job for life when you become a teacher so stop your freaking crying.

Lack of money + crappy performance = Unemployed teachers

Eazy-E - Down 2 Tha Last Roach

For all of our 4-20 celebrating readers.

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