D12 ft. Trick Trick- I Made It

Question of the Week

Is Fathers Day celebrated in KCMO?

Got Keyboard?

Because Blondes are Smart

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because the crap I find on the internet is way more entertaining than the crap you find. 

1.  Rules to live by when it comes to office bathrooms.
2.  18 Things my dad was right about - HackLife
3.  2011's hottest female athletes - Skip to the German Womens soccer team.  Uh Huh.
4.  Honey BBQ Cheetos are here
5.  Trader Joes Beer is coming to KC are you ready?
6.  Will Parents be Facebooks Doom?
7.  Interview with one of Americas last true entrepreneurs - A Weed Dealer
8.  100 Sites for downloading all sorts of crap. 
9.  Guide to getting rid of Cable
10.  Vanessa Hudgens is hot. 

Royce Da 5'9 ft. Eminem - Writers Block

AWESOME

He's Back Bitches!

This could be the best news I have heard in a couple of years.  Dave Chappelle Returns

Kansas Issues WT Tax

That is basically what they are doing by increasing the price of GED testing.  Have fun KCK.

above the law - 4 The Funk Of It - Vocally Pimpin' (EP)

One of the greatest tracks ever

10 Totally Random Things

1.  I can't stand listening to people discuss elections this far out.  Is anyone really watching these lame debates?  And is anyone really going to take the advice of Scott Parks on who to vote for?  I mean come on. 
2.  Drivers south of 143rd street are incapable of stopping without first making you think they are going to roll right by the stop sign. 
3  Cul de sacs offer no privacy from neighbors. 
4.  School is out people.  There is no need to slam on your breaks in a school zone to hit 25mph and cause a pile up behind you.
5.  The big vacant lot of unfinished construction in front of the Lionsgate subdivision is awesome.  This subdivision is home to some of the metro's biggest douche bags and the fact that they have to drive by an empty goat farm on the way to their swingers subdivision makes me laugh.
6.  Trendy burger places suck.
7.  Listening to Chris Merrill deal with moronic callers everyday reminds me of some of the emails you ignorant douches sent me when I first started my blog.  Poor bastard.  Chris, if you really want to piss them off then you need to discuss BBQ.  The hate mail I received for my BBQ rankings was awesome.
8.  I don't think there is a single Southern Joco kid that mows yards anymore.  Spoiled brats.
9.  At 213th and Mission there is a sign that says horse drawn carriages on road.
10.  Another summer of laughing at the idiots pretending that their scooters are motorcycles.  

Almost Daily Link Blast

Who is the bigger Jackass, Lebron or Obama?


1.  "Hey Lebron, Hows my Dirk Taste"  AWESOME.
2.  10 places that are worst to swim at than a KCMO public pool.
3.  20 awesome Miami Heat takes.  Because yes, Lebron is a douche
4.  More awesome Lebron Photoshops.
5.  Douche bags own gyms.  Do you know one of these guys?
6.  At least Weiner has good taste.
7.  10 people that you will run into on a First Friday.
8.  Katy Perry has cleavage in case you didn't know.

"Naked Circus."

Atlantic City figures out that sex sells......

Ludacris - F5 Furiously Dangerous Ft Slaughterhouse

Almost Daily Link Blast

9 Websites to get your week started off right. 

1.  Hilarious website - "I'm not a racist but..."
2.  Topless Aniston 
3.  7 videos of cheerleaders failing.
4.  The best of the dunks for the 2011 playoffs.
5.  Lawn Mower powered beer train. Video
6.  Forbes tries to convince people that Boxed Wine is good enough to leave the trailer park.
7.  13 tornado videos that don't suck
8.  Weirdest IPhone apps ever made.
9.  Top 10 Muscle Cars ever made

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

First weekend in the 90's without rain and production is up in the metros killing fields. 

1.  Well this is a first even for KCMO. Domestic issues solved with Gasoline and matches. 
2.  Is apologizing for creating child porn enough for the religious right to once again move past the hypocrisy that exists within their groups.
3.  Murder Suicide in the east side.  Mother and Son?
4.  Are knife murders making a come back?  KCK.
5.  Dead woman found in her eastside home.  Suspicious, really? 
6.  KCK residents renovate their neighborhoods with Arson. 
7.  Federal Stupidity - Feds seize elderberry juice.  Because THAT is the biggest danger facing our country.
8.  KCMO police attempt to keep a murder off the books....