Way Back Wednesday

Choices

Who here thinks it is wise to get your car washed on Prospect after dark? Exactly.  WTF was this guy thinking?

Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader

Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader - STAR WARS Mashup (NSFW) - watch more funny videos

Almost Daily Link Blast

These could be some of the best links yet.

1.  Reason #1 to not leave the cable guy alone in your house.
2.  12 College Movies that taught us all life lessons.  Right that down.
3.  Emergency Kits for your average day. -LIFEHACK
4.  THIS IS A MUST READ - SEX & HYGIENE SURVEY IS IN (COLLEGE HUMOR)
5. Maxims Crappiest One Night Stand Winners 
6.  This could be the greatest political ad of all time.  Holy Crap this guy has balls.
7.  Adults take place in the worlds largest Dodge Ball game EVER.
8.  11 Things that you only do when you are drunk.
9.  Because Midgets Kick Ass - 25 awesome pics of midgets.
10.  The Breast Milk Diet......

BMX Rider vs. Kid on Blades.

Holy Crap that is funny.

HIT BY TRAIN AGAIN?

Could somebody please tell me how you get hit by a train while walking?  Do the rumbling earth, horn and loud noise not give you enough warning?  And don't train tracks typically mean that a train could come?

It's not like this thing sneaked up on this guy at a freaking intersection or ran a red light.

 This is Natural Selection at its finest

How to Fix Facebook

Facebook News Ticker Remover for Google Chrome

NOW STOP BITCHING 

Random Crap

1.  Yes the new Facebook sucks BUT what sucks even worst is hearing people bitch about it all day.
2.  If you can't drive the speed limit on the highway then take the freaking side streets. You are more dangerous than people speeding.  Seen on 69 highway this week
3.  Those of you that txt while you are driving are assholes.  While you are typing "OMG" we are all watching your car swerve in and out of your lane. It's a freaking phone.  Dial the number and TALK. Seen on 69 highway this week
4.  Did I really hear Scott Parks say on todays show that he gets a pass because he has two friends that are black?
5.  Have you noticed that the KC Star puts pictures of skanks on their front page everyday now?  Kinda like a certain blogger that they hate...
6.  Today I actually met someone that hadn't had Caseys Pizza.
7. Do you think that you could study and get good grades if people were getting  shot by 3's in your neighborhood?
8.  Economic Stimulus - Putting inner city drug dealers in school districts in the burbs full of pot heads.  

When Liberals Rule

We all get screwed. 

1.  Warren Buffett has his billions and could careless if the rest of us make a dime.
2.  Obama puppet master makes the Forbes top 10 richest Americans.  Surely this is just a coincidence.
3.  Obama douches up a group picture
4.  While you are taking your jewelry to the pawn shop, the elitist first lady is wearing 42k in bling

ALGORE NO MORE

Only 18k people tuned into this jackass lie to the world for 24 hours.  What happened to the great cause?  Are people finally waking up and realizing that they have been duped by elitist trying to make money off of peoples fears?

Way Back Wednesday

Two classic groups from the 80's and 90's. Before "bling" 

JOCO losing its shine?

Is anyone else concerned about the gold paint fading on our ghetto?  What else are you suppose to think when you get an influx of We Buy Gold stores, a Salvation Army store on 117th and Metcalf, as many Aldi's as Hen Houses, 2 Savers stores and 100 Chinese buffet's ?

Yesterday I saw a guy dressed up as a leprechaun holding a sign asking for gold.  WTF!  When did this become Raytown?

Question of the Day

If kids vandalize an unaccredited school in the hood, does it really happen? 

Almost Daily Link Blast

Please help an unaccredited KCMO school kid read these.  

1.  The most annoying thing in JOCO is the "wine snob".  11 tips on how to be a wine loving douche bag.

2.  8 tips to get benefits out of that hot "friend" of yours.  

3.  5 ways to make PB&J better.

4.  Remember when Best Buy was profitable?  Flyer from 15 years ago.

5.  Ever heard of #friskyfriday ? Apparently skanks on twitter post pictures of themselves every Friday...

6.  Toys your kids will want for Christmas this year

7.  10 of the hottest Jewish chicks in Hollywood. 

8.  Worst Jobs in the Star Wars Universe 

9.  20 most typecast characters in Hollywood history.

10.  Shanina Shaik.  Who the hell is this?

11.  Mayweather vs. Larry Merchant 

The Wire - Approach To Danger

This weekend was one of the most productive in the history of the East Side.  For now on 2-4 murders in a few day span will be considered peaceful and lackluster which makes you wonder if the competitive spirit in the East Side will rise to the occasion and go for double digits.  What's to stop them?  The mayor that can't control his own pimp slapping son?  The Chief of police that we don't have?  The citizens that live in the war zone that no longer resembles a city and is closer to South Lebanon?  The "community activist" that have failed their community for the past decade?

Nope, the only way this will stop is when the ammo runs dry.

1.  If only the Royals could turn a triple play like our gangsters in KCMO.  3 killed and yes, 3 killed.
2.  Suicidal Teen on "Smart" avenue keeps cops away from their job.
3.  Masturbating man asks 10 year old for directions in Lenexa.  Joco continues its perv streak.
4.  Normally shooting someone in the head would be a big story but  not when people are killing in 3's.
5.  It now takes 4 KCMO residents to carjack someone.  Kinda overkill isn't it?
6.  Olathe murderer gets tracked down through his cell phone. Joco just doesn't have the quality of murderers that the East Side has.
7.  Anyone that has been on 8th and anything in KCK knows what a crap hole it is.  1 chick killed
8.  14 year old chick stalked by a 16 21 53 year old wacked out perv. NKC
9.  40 year old lawyer perv from KCMO used the internet to stalk 14 year old girls in JOCO.