Microphone Murderer

Roeland Park did what and why?

"Mayor Adrienne Foster said she was against the tax increase as well, but pointed to ongoing renovations on the City Hall and employee raises as the reason for it."

They are basically saying that they are raising taxes by 11% so that they can make more money and work in a nicer place.  Good job Roeland Park, Good Job.  

To make matters worst, the vote wasn't even close 6-2! 

Yael be trippin yo!

I had an email sent to me this morning with a link to a KC Star article written by Yael Alphabetsoup regarding the demise of JOCO and the greatness of kcmo and after reading it I couldn't stop laughing.  This guy seriously thinks that increased taxes and growth of government are  signs that the tides have turned in the metro?  WOW!

What he doesn't take into consideration is that unlike kcmo we don't have to do a complete face lift on our entire area, fight county corruption, deal with failing schools, record setting murder  rates, bridges-roads-sewers that are among the worst in the nation and yes our snow even gets removed from our streets.

Face it, KCMO would have to spend billions upon billions of dollars to even come close to the quality of life, government services, parks, property values and schools that we have in Joco.  

Instead of comparing tax increases and big government to greatness how about you tackle the real issues that your city is facing.

• Why are there people getting murdered and shot on a nightly basis within your city limits?
• Why are more kids dropping out of school than graduating in your school district?
• Why are those that graduate stuck with a diploma from an unaccredited school district?
• Why are the majority of the city parks in ruins and unsafe for families?
• Why is your city one of the most segregated in the Midwest (if not the nation)?
• Why is Google suddenly interested in expanding into JOCO so quickly?  

Yael, to put this in simple terms, your city is finally purchasing a color television while joco all ready has LED's.  You are putting a spoiler on a civic.  You are putting generic cereal into name brand boxes.  You are framing your 5th place ribbon.

You are saying that it's "OUR TIME" for kcmo and well we know how that turned out before.  

Things you wont hear in JOCO

"I had a great time at the UniverSoul Circus".  Just sayin....

Almost Daily Link Blast

Face it, without my guidance through the Internet you would be lost.

1.  Just when you thought you had all the weird fetishes figured out along comes "Bluetoothing"
2.  Brazil has all ready started painting its turds so that they can be ready for the next Olympics
3.  What are women now saying is the key to a happy marriage?  Umm yeah.
4.  Let Google show you the International Arms Trade.
5.  12 most dangerous coastlines
6.  Never before has a woman gotten this much mileage out of being a slut whore.
7. High school kids across the country are looking into their buddies eyes and saying " IKNEW IT".  Eye Test proves you are gay.
8.  9 ways to follow NASA's Curiousity mission on Mars. 
9.  Merle Haggard is the last true outlaw of country.
10.  10 Facts that you didn't know about American Muscle Cars.

KC Bridges among worst in Nation

Sewers suck, sidewalks suck, water pipes suck, streets suck, schools suck, east side sucks, museum sucks and now you can add bridges AWESOME job folks.

As long as all of the entertainment area built for JOCO residents are fine who cares. 

Picture of the day - Got Midget?

Because midgets the verticaly challenged are awesome 

Remember This? Carney Flubs on trasncripts

Adam M. Smith - Giant Douche bag (and he isn't gay)

And he gets canned lol

Olathe isn't very kid friendly

I think that we can finally move Olathe into the #5 spot of crap holes in the metro area.  Yes Joco, our slum dog millionaires to the southwest have finally passed Raytown, Gladstone and Roeland Park on the crap list (Top 3 are KMCO, KCK, Independence, Grandview).  Hope is gone for you and you have now gone from being our county seat to the stinky ass crack that once sat on the seat.

Here are you recent examples of trashiness.  Take a bow.

1.  Olathe woman rapes 14 year old kid.
2.  Olathe woman sodomised 3 YEAR OLD. Yes this is a different woman
3.  Parents let 3 year old kid fall 3 stories from a window.
4.  Felons close down neighborhood when served with warrant.

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because my links are better than yours!

1.  How to pick up old ass chicks at 77 South in Leawood (cus thats all that go there).

2.  Great reasons to add Beach Volleyball to your Olympic Viewing schedule

3.  SHOCKING!  Kansas City isn't one of the 4 smartest cities in the world.

4.  Ever wonder why your Fridge has a light and your Freezer doesnt?

5.  Hotmail is now OUTLOOK.COM, just sayin
6.  Mugshot of the day courtesy of Bath Salts and WT
7.  12 year old gets reminded that she still lives in STL.
8.  Best Porn Names of the Olympics #2 is awesome
9.  12 Awesome Real estate signs. 
10.  The home of Obama is the deadliest city in the freaking world.  

Breastfeeding for African American Women? Gov Tax Dollars FLUSHED

Can someone please tell me why the government believes that breastfeeding for African American women is so much different than breastfeeding for white, tan, green or purple Americans?  


WTF is this shit.

Batman isn't in the 99%

This infographic clearly shows that for someone to become a super hero that they first must become wealthy.  


Another defeat for the Occupy movement

Headline of the day - WT KY KS Walmart

"Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex

Cops: Pair swiped K-Y Jelly, got busy in front of fellow shoppers"

She looks exactly like the type of chick that would do that.  

Headline of the Day - Further proof that KC kids are behind

"11-YEAR-OLD WANDERING CHICAGO STREETS WITH MOLOTOV COCKTAIL"

Until our young people can show this type of dedication Kansas City will always be just a cow town.
Chicago kids also mug WWII vets.