AUSTRALLIAN WOMEN SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME

A BARMAID has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, Westrern Australia police said today.
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This is a very disturbing enough visual with out me putting up any pictures.

Achmed dead Terrorist

Damn this is funny

What could be the last BBQ of the season

This weekend we have a visitor coming in from London for a couple of days so we are having one more BBQ.

The Menu

Starters
1. BBQ Wings - Mild
2. Jalapeno Cream Cheese Dip
3. Spiced Pickles
4. Cheese & Cracker Spread
Main Course
1. BBQ Ribs - 4 slabs (cooked with Hickory wood using a Memphis style rub and sauce)
2. Pulled Pork - 10lbs (cooked with Hickory & Apple wood using a Carolina rub and Texas sauce)
3. Smoked Sausage - 5lbs roll (cooked with Hickory wood using a KC rub and KC sauce)
4. Turkey Legs (cooked with Hickory and Apple)
5. Italian Sausage
5. Burgers for the kids and lunch
Side Dishes
1. Beer Cheese Potatoes
2. BBQ Beans
3. Coleslaw
4. White Bread

I am going to be trying something different on the Ribs that I hope will be a hit.

NEWS OF NOTE

"the devil is not going to steal ORU." I am glad we got some clarification on this but what is next for the Devil?

If you were looking to buy a house and one of them came with a disclaimer that it would catch on fire once a year, would you purchase that house? Shouldn't the same rule apply for floods? With all the $$$ that the government gave out to relocate these people I feel no pity for those that moved back and are faced with flooding.

Finally something to make my Topeka trips less stressful."simply assemble the cardboard toilet bowl, fit a water-absorbent sheet inside and draw round the curtain"

How slow do your motor skills need to be to get hit by a train? They aren't small. They aren't quiet. They don't travel outside of tracks. Every year we lose at least a half dozen people in this city from the Silent Killer, Freight Train.

A friendly reminder to clean your freezers.

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF LOST, GREYS ANATOMY, THE OFFICE, 24

YOU ARE SCREWED.
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NAACP PUNKS LA RAZA

This keeps getting funnier and funnier. The NAACP is still coming to KC. The La Raza group has got to be rethinking its leadership right about now.

1. They back themselves into a corner that they couldn't get out of. They thought for sure that Mayor Funkhouser would bow to their blackmail and it would never reach this point. WRONG

2. They thought that the city would turn on the Mayor. Once again, wrong.

3. They thought that the NAACP would back them. Wrong.

4. They are moving the convention to San Diego of all places. If your stance on moving the convention is because of this Semler gals membership to the Minutemen then why in the hell would you move your convention to a city that HAS PATROLS for illegals. I lived there. The city of San Diego has been fighting illegal immigration long before it became a hot topic.

5. San Diego is burning down.

THINGS OF NOTE

1. Starting the weekend off with the flu is the best (Could of used a flu shot). This ruined all weekend activities for me which included motorcycle riding, lawn mowing, maple leaf festival and taking the family out to dinner on Saturday. The main fear of mine was letting the girls down. I had promised them on Thursday that while Kerry was teaching her class on Sunday that I would take them to Power Play or as they refer to it "Fun World". It was painful but I was able to deliver on my promise however today I am paying the price.
2. People that blog really let me down this weekend. Is there some Union that I do not know about that says blogging is a Monday - Friday job?
3. I watched transformers last night and loved the movie but as I watched it I kept on thinking of how good it would sound in surround sound (which I don't have). The only way to go with surround sound is wireless and I still can not find an affordable system so until then I will suffer like the pioneers before me.
4. New neighbors moved in on Saturday next to the neighborhood crack house. Lucky for them the people that lived there before never took down the Christmas lights.
5. I have begun research into turkey smoking and plan on giving it a go sometime this fall. The new Weber is the perfect smoker for this.
6. The lazy bastards that live around me refuse to mow the grass in the island on our street. From what I know 3-4 houses are suppose to switch off mowing it every week (that is once a month for you KCMO school grads) yet they let it get out of hand. So once it dries out and I feel better I am going to have to walk down the street and cut it AGAIN.
7. For some reason my blog seems to be a big hit in Europe. I am averaging close to 100 hits per week from Europe. I am assuming that it is mostly from military bases overseas.
8. Every time I pick out a Halloween costume for my wife she rolls her eyes.
9. I found out that the Don Bosco center accepts money from La Raza so I will need to find a new charity to donate to this holiday season.
10. I have come to the conclusion that I will never be satisfied with 2 things. 1. My TV will never have a clear enough picture. 2. My computer will never be fast enough.