WHY WE LOVE POLLOCKS

I caught this story off of Crime Scene KC. ( a must read by the way). There are so many things wrong with this story that I am not sure that I can cover them all.

1. He was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
2. The Vacuum cleaner had a smiley face painted on it.
3. It is common practice for polish people to vacuum their underwear.
4. The story mentions a man caught having sex with a bicycle.

I have attached a diagram of how a vacuum is suppose to work in an effort to educate our polish brothers that might not quite get the concept of what a vacuum is suppose to do.

CHUCK E. CHEESE JUST GOT BETTER

This has some serious potential, with the right marketing. Who wouldn't pay good money to see cat fighting at Chuck E. Cheese? I think they should set up a ring in the middle of the place and allow soccer moms to duke it out. The winner could get 6 tickets and the loser would have to eat from the salad bar.

Rules:
1. Matches could take place every Saturday afternoon (after soccer games)
2. Contestants would be put into divisions based on age and weight.
3. The moron dressed up as Chuck E. Cheese would be the referee.
4. There would be 3 rounds with a 2 minute time limit.
5. Biting, pinching, hair pulling and clothes ripping are all allowed and encouraged.
6. Matches would take place in the ball pit.
7. Winners from each location would advance to the championships held at the Sprint Center (Sponsored by Chuck E. Cheese).

Seriously, this could take the place of jello wrestling.

DRILL INSTRUCTOR Martin?

THIS GUY IS A REAL MOTIVATOR

DIGGER PHELPS DANCING BEFORE KU GAME

HARLEY ROCKER VIDEO

CAR JACKING CHECK POINTS

Just an FYI...for those of you out and about this week. Two of the 300 car jacking checkpoints in KCMO will not be operational due to recent staff reductions. The temporary reduction in staff is performance related (stupidity) and these positions look to be filled quickly.

"If you build it, they will still be dumb"

The KCMO school district is about to build a "High Tech" school (insert joke here). ..... The price tag $40 million dollars. Now ask yourself, does a school district that struggles with meeting the minimum requirements need a High Tech School? When the hell are they going to get the low tech problems solved? WHAT A JOKE!

Does anyone think that giving the school board $40 million dollars is a good idea?