KCK IS ON THE BOARD

Who woulda thought that a cold rainy day would bring out the competitive spirit? KCK answers North East KCMO with a body of their own. Instead of lugging the body into the woods these guys decided to torch the house.

EARLY BIRD GET THE WORM

ST. PATRICK'S DAY won't slow down crime in the North East part of town. These guys got their work in at 7am so that they could catch the parade. However in their rush they forgot to hide the body.

GREAT WEEKEND FOR KU HOOPS

Not only did we get the Big 12 Title but in doing so we landed the #1 seed in the Midwest region.
First games are in Omaha
Where to stay
Tickets

First game time
11:25 am

CHINESE ARMY VS TIBET MONKS

DID WE NEED A SEQUEL TO THIS MOVIE?

WAL-MART GOES MUSLIM

THE FLAGSHIP OF CAPITALISM CATERING TO PEOPLE THAT HATE CAPITALISM?

QUICK HITS

Not looking good in the burbs.

1. These two idiots made it a whole 3 blocks before crashing the car that they jacked. I hope those 3 minutes were worth the 10 years that you will be getting.

2. Lee's Summit woman shot by ex boyfriend. Either she was a skank that cheated on him or he was a psycho. I am going to have to go with a combination of both.

3. Knives seem to be the affordable option nowadays when it comes to attempted murder. The gang bangers of this town need to form a bullet coop.

4. Lenexa wannabes want to be like the Varsity in KCMO and have switched to knives.

5. House was burnt but how were the ribs?

ROLL OVER, SIT, BEG, FETCH &

This man thought that mans best friend was a friend with privileges.