GREAT WEEKEND FOR KU HOOPS

Not only did we get the Big 12 Title but in doing so we landed the #1 seed in the Midwest region.
First games are in Omaha
Where to stay
Tickets

First game time
11:25 am

CHINESE ARMY VS TIBET MONKS

DID WE NEED A SEQUEL TO THIS MOVIE?

WAL-MART GOES MUSLIM

THE FLAGSHIP OF CAPITALISM CATERING TO PEOPLE THAT HATE CAPITALISM?

QUICK HITS

Not looking good in the burbs.

1. These two idiots made it a whole 3 blocks before crashing the car that they jacked. I hope those 3 minutes were worth the 10 years that you will be getting.

2. Lee's Summit woman shot by ex boyfriend. Either she was a skank that cheated on him or he was a psycho. I am going to have to go with a combination of both.

3. Knives seem to be the affordable option nowadays when it comes to attempted murder. The gang bangers of this town need to form a bullet coop.

4. Lenexa wannabes want to be like the Varsity in KCMO and have switched to knives.

5. House was burnt but how were the ribs?

ROLL OVER, SIT, BEG, FETCH &

This man thought that mans best friend was a friend with privileges.

THE LANDFILL

Today I woke up and it was a beautiful day. There was a rare Kansas City snow, cold wind, rain of course clouds. On this wonderful Saturday I went over to the old house and loaded up a truck full of crap that was to pathetic to even put on Craigslist and headed North to beautiful Shawnee, Ks. Inside this city lays the most incredible site I have ever seen, the landfill. How have i missed out on this little gem?

After you get weighed by the toothless trash dude that had to work a Saturday you head up the long winding road of filth. As you take this road you get to catch a glimpse of a small trash town sitting in a valley of filth. It must be nice to work there and eat your lunch on the patio on a nice hot summer day. This town however is not the end of the road.

After taking in the scenic town you continue up the mountain (of trash) road to the top of the heap making sure that you follow the "landfill" signs. Once you get to the top it is not what you expect at all. There are thousands of white birds attacking the trash and they even have a nice little trash lake which you can see (lake not pond). I have never seen that many birds in my life. I sat there and thought why the hell are these birds here, they have wings, they can go anywhere that they want yet they hang out at the freaking dump. Then I realized that I was at the dump on a Saturday too.

It took me an hour to clean off the truck but the memories of the landfill will last me a lifetime.

SCREW THE AMERICAN DREAM

If buying a home is the American dream I would hate to see the nightmares. I worked my ass off for the longest time to get this house and while it is a great house the crap that comes along with it makes the whole thing not worth the effort. After that past 3 weeks there is not a chance in hell that I will ever be happy living here.