Monday, June 09, 2008
GREEN UPDATE

Have you hugged a liberal today? This is a question that everyone should be asking themselves after leaving the gas station today. Give them the props they deserve for making gas $4 a gallon in the metro. Going green now means saying good bye to your $$$.
1. Gas hits $4 in the metro.
2. Liberal environmental policies are destroying the global economy.
3. Corn hits all time high.
4. China is now drilling off the Florida coast where liberal policies prevent us from drilling.
5. List of Liberal policies that prevent us from becoming energy INDEPENDENT.
6. "The gas prices we deserve"
7. GAS VOUCHERS FOR THE POOR??????????????????????? WTF!!!!!!!!!! MORE OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS WASTED!
For those of you that think that corporate America is going to be hurt by this, you are wrong. To offset the higher costs that they have to deal with they will simply charge you more and cut employment. This is a minor inconvinience for some but is going to devastate half of the liberal base. What you end up having is the rich elitist liberals killing off the poor dependent liberals... Funny as hell right?
QUICK HITS

1. The liberal Jesus will be making an appearance in MO. There will be several people attending awaiting his flood water to oil miracle.
2. This kid in Lawrence had a crappy guidance counselor.
3. KCMO visitors (vacations dollars must be scarce this year) get gunned down outside of their 1/2 star hotel.
4. Midtown couple skips counseling and goes for knife therapy.
5. Japanese man goes "KCMO" in Tokyo.
6. Whoever compiles the FBI crime numbers must of been in charge of terrorism in the 90's because this can't be right.
7. Hillary Clinton wastes money....
Friday, June 06, 2008
THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?

There is now going to be a panel set up by the KCMO city council called "The bike & pedestrian panel". Do we need a panel of the city's "brightest" minds to dictate to us more rules and regulations in order to protect these hobbyist?
If these guys find it too dangerous to ride the city streets then they need to take there ass's to the trails or use the pictured option to the right.
GREEN UPDATE

Have you noticed that the higher that gas prices go up, the more endangered the polar bear and the globe becomes? The global warming fools are playing off of your fears of high gas prices to push their agenda and you dumb ass lemmings are falling for it. 31,000 scientists can come out against global warming, yet you guys listen to Brad Pitt, Al Gore and the people that can't predict if it is going to rain tomorrow. The same people that said that the end of the world was coming yesterday with the so called Perfect Storm........ Anyways, here are some more links for you to dispute.
1. 45 TRILLION DOLLARS.....The last time an idiot scientist tried to hold us hostage for this much money Fat Bastard was standing beside him.
2. War, Famine, Racism, Genocide, Terrorism...Not the biggest problems facing the world according to Liberals in D.C.
3. Bon Fires in Seattle are killing off Polar Bears
4. Candy with a conscience!
5. People that weigh too much shouldn't fly......unless they want to pay more(the green way).
6. Oil prices are heading to all time highs yet we refuse to drill for our own oil.
QUICK HITS

1. Has anything good come from Independence since Truman(and even some would question that)? 2 men shot, one while sleeping.
2. Governor Aide gives new meaning to "show me" state.
3. Pittsburg, Ks is home to at least one dumb ass.
4. A light rail compromise? How is this newsworthy? This idea has been kicked around for nearly a decade. I will give the mayor some credit for at least having an original crappy idea.
5. The City of Olathe looks to increase revenue.
6. NOTE TO CYCLIST: I warned you 3 weeks ago about riding your bike during rush hour in JOCO. GET OFF THE ROAD AND FIND A FREAKING TRAIL!
7. Anyone that has driven through 37th and Main will see no surprise in this shooting. While downtown has gotten a face lift, midtown has gotten worst.
8. Be sure to wear clean underwear when flying this summer.
9. Giraffe meat coming soon to a deli near you?
10. Student+Professor+Cocaine+Professors House= Dead Student....She must of really wanted that A.
Monday, June 02, 2008
REMEMBER THIS GUY?

Well not this Michael Scott but the other one? Well it turns out that he dropped the N Bomb on a coworker. You would of thought that a Black Man that has been in broadcasting as long as he has MIGHT know that it was wrong. Maybe he was keeping it real? He did say it to another black man and after all isn't that allowed?
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