MESSED UP PRIORITIES

As if you needed more proof that the KCMO police department is being run by Bozo the clown. The police department set up a FREAKING STING OPERATION to get a stolen TUBA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME! They put more effort into getting this tuba than they have at getting gangs and drugs off the street.

DEAD MAN WALKING

He might not of gotten the Death Penalty but this guy will be dead in prison within a month. Phil Kline should of rejected this guys plea deal.

LAST NIGHT WAS A PUSH

As of 8:20am this morning the magic number of shootings in the metro last night is 2. Vegas keeps the money and Kansas City keeps moving up on the Murda ranks.

1. It was only a matter of time before a shooting took place at a bar called White Trash.

2. No surprise in the location of this shooting. There is so much lead in the streets of KCK that the EPA might have to issue a health warning.

THE EAST SIDE GETS A RAISE

Oh wait, this was a raise in minimum wage not welfare. .....

MIKEY DOESN'T LIKE IT

Today when I got to my inbox for jocosob@yahoo.com I was surprised to find emails all pointing to the direction of this ass clowns column. I seriously was unaware that anyone other than his parents actually read the mindless rambling of JOCO's Mr. Irrelevant. So I followed the link and stumbled across a column that looks like it was written by a man trying to prove his worth.

Mikey thought it would be a good idea today to discredit local bloggers and label them "citizen reporters" (is he not a citizen?) because one blogger got some facts screwed up. The first thing that came to my mind was why is an elitist Kansas City Red Star reporter writing about blogs? Shouldn't he be above that? Why would this guy even waste his time reading blogs?

Well the answer is simple, he lacks talent. You see Mike is incapable of coming up with his own story ideas and is pretty much out of touch with the Metro area and NEEDS the local blogs to come up with story ideas & angles. How many times can he write about Phil Kline and cyclist?

Mikey did you not notice that over 1oo of your buddies just got canned from the paper that you write for and that people with your job are being fired all across the country? Newspapers are a thing of the past. Only the truly talented will survive, where does that leave you?

A STORY YOU DON'T READ EVERYDAY

This woman was forced to remove her nipple rings before boarding her flight.

AWESOME DAY IN KCK (that should be their slogan)

I for one am glad that Kansas City doesn't have a gang problem.

1. Why use a gun when a grenade is much more effective(if you know how to use it)? It is good to see that KCK is advancing to grenades as KCMO regresses to knives.

2. Parallel to what? Hell? This is the shooting that brought on the grenade attack.

3. KCMO man gets face lift from a 9mm.

4. Cut liver, blood in urine and messed up kidneys and spleen for the kids of this East Side mom.

5. People aren't the only things screwed in KCK.

6. JOCO juveniles go Hi Tech and stupid.

7. Another Ho bust in Lenexa.

8. If you were a peeping tom would you really target a Sears Dressing room? Good god some people have no standards.

9. When one thinks about prostitution the first place they think is Carbondale, Ks.

10. Roof prices are about to skyrocket!