WHO WANTS CHOWDER?

Lauren Caitlin Upton

METRO POWER RANKINGS (Crime)

Since we are closing in on the end of summer it is time to put up the standings. Gang bangers, crack slangers, pimps, hoes, robbers, car jackers and psycho suburb kids all have 5 months to improve your rankings. If you feel as if your city should be ranked higher feel free to email me at jocosob@yahoo.com and plead your case.

How did I come up with these rankings?
I have gone back through the blog and researched all of the crime that I thought was noteworthy. I then took those stories and broke them down even further. I then spoke with players, coaches, GM's and fans to get their perspective on how they thought their team was doing this year.
Are these results culturally bias?
No. Crime has no color.
I live in one of the cities mentioned and I feel like it shouldn't be there.
Get over it. Your city is violent and you are just blind to what is going on around you.
Do you think that light rail will solve the cities crime problems?
No, but the mayor of KCMO must believe so.
Why aren't the local media outlets pushing authorities to do more?
Because they are ambulance chasers incapable of digging into a story unless it some how involves the sex lives of others.
You really are an SOB.
I know

1. KCMO
2. KCK
3. Independence
4. Raytown
5. Olathe
6. Grandview
7. Gladstone
8. Merriam
9. Roeland Park
10. Lawrence

Also receiving votes: Gardner

VIOLENT KC WEEKEND.

Aren't they all violent?

1. Even 13 year old chicks will kill you in KCK. When did Barbie start coming with a Deagle?

2. If you thought you had fly problems at your last picnic, imagine what a picnic at Noble park is going to be like now......That's right folks, yet another body found.

3. Independence avenue could be the biggest crap hole in the metro so finding a dead body there should be no surprise.

4. THERE IS NOT AN ARSON PROBLEM IN THE METRO....

5. Grandview invades Lee's Summit.

6. Another East Side Home Invasion..........

7. Grain Valley Psycho goes on trial today for killing his mom and trying to kill his dad.

8. Olathe cops are currently pulling over everyone with Missouri or Wyco plates.

9. Home invaders in Gladstone get creative and use a bayonet . Nice touch fellas.

10. Going to church could get you killed...

TRAINING CAMP STARTS TODAY

Can you hear the excitement? Neither can I but I am sure that trailer parks every where are full of anticipation today as the Chiefs head up to River Falls. Most of us "informed fans" understand that this year is a rebuilding year( a year late) and have extremely low expectations but you and I both know that Sports Talk radio will be full of WT fans calling in predicting the playoffs for the Chiefs. When you hear these calls just remember that these people are also allowed to vote........

MESSED UP PRIORITIES

As if you needed more proof that the KCMO police department is being run by Bozo the clown. The police department set up a FREAKING STING OPERATION to get a stolen TUBA. ARE YOU KIDDING ME! They put more effort into getting this tuba than they have at getting gangs and drugs off the street.

DEAD MAN WALKING

He might not of gotten the Death Penalty but this guy will be dead in prison within a month. Phil Kline should of rejected this guys plea deal.