Wednesday, August 13, 2008

IF YOU SUCK AT TEACHING ONE LANGUAGE


RACE CARD DOUBLE STANDARD



Why is one moving ok and the other facing protest?

Get over yourselves.

Cycling In The East Side


I don't know if the shooters or the cyclist is to blame for this one. Let's look at things from the shooters point of view for just one minute. Here he is chillin on his corner ducking bullets and knives all day trying to make a dishonest buck and along comes Mr. Cyclist. Now the shooter is use to shooting in crowds, in moving cars and getting shot back at so what is he suppose to do when this guy comes rolling through his hood with no weapon or defense. This is the layup of shootings he almost has to take the shot.

The cyclist is a dumb ass. Who the hell rolls through the East Side on a freaking Schwinn? If you are in anything other than an Armored personal carrier your life is at risk. This guy obviously is from the neighborhood and should of known better. I mean seriously who the hell rides a bike at 12:30am in the first place?

I am going to have to give the shooters a pass on this one. It is clear that the cyclist showed poor decision making and should therefore face the consequences of his actions. "Detectives were unclear as to why the victim was shot". Case Solved.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I LIKE MY OATMEAL LUMPY

IF YOU PLAY FOR A LOSING TEAM YOU CANT COMPLAIN


You have to admire the sheer ignorance of the teachers in the KCMOSD. Here they are failing at there jobs and they are complaining. The complaints are about their free time getting cut back in an effort by the new Super to increase their productivity. These "educators" who get three months off during the summer don't feel that more time in the classroom could help students that drop out and fail at alarming rates. Whose side are these idiots on?

The fact that you are teaching in the worst district in the midwest should show you that you suck at what you do. No other school district would take you therefore you are lucky to have a job. A job that you get to keep even though you completely suck at what you do.

How much planning time do you really need? If you had 90 minutes of planning time and your performance was still below average is cutting it back to 50 minutes (the state norm) going to effect your performance? Did it take you 90 minutes a day to plan and scheme on how to get kids to drop out? Get real and get over yourselves.

STAY CLASSY KANSAS CITY


You silly bastards never let me down. I was starting to think that we were going to make it through a night without a shooting but you came through. I am sure that the argument was over something important like tennis shoe scuffing, color of shirt, beer spilling or my personal favorite "over a ho". Anyways, way to go East siders, stay classy.

Monday, August 11, 2008

DEAD DOG WALKIN


This week will be the last week for the dog I have had for the past 13 years. Due to some cancer in her mouth she is in pain when she eats, drinks etc.. and I have to look past the good moments that she has and do the right thing. The morbid thing about this is that I know it is going to happen but the dog has no clue. She doesn't know that today is her last Monday but I do.

I had thought about getting her stuffed but she is kinda ugly now and could only be displayed on Halloween. That wouldn't be exactly a bad thing but I don't want to explain to the neighbors why I have a stuffed dog in the garage with all of the holiday decorations. What do others in SOJOCO do with their dead animals? I have heard tales of people with pet urns over their fire place, burial plots at the cemetery next to the family and my personal favorite is saving the pet DNA to have it cloned.

Don't feel bad for me, my dog has lived longer and had a better quality of life than those of you that read this blog in KCK & East KCMO. She was not subject to a failing educational system, she was never shot at and her garbage was always picked up. Then again I think most dogs in JOCO have better lives than East Siders.