THE WIRE

Another slow night in the metro due to the weather. Can local news departments cancel their broadcast due to weather?

1. Now this could be interesting. Imagine drive bye shootings being done with bow & arrow... Now that would require some skill.

2. Payday loans are never in good neighborhoods so who cares if they get robbed?

3. The brilliant officers of the Columbia, Mo police department have finally ruled that the body of a woman found in the trunk of a car was murder. WELL NO CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This weekends over/under is set at 5. For the first time I may take the under unless the weather clears up.

HIP HOP FLASH BACK

REDMAN, BETTER THAN ANYTHING OUT TODAY.

TOP TEN WAYS TO SPOT A PRODUCT OF KCMO SCHOOL SYSTEM

Since it is back to school time I thought that it would be important for you to be able to recognize products of the KCMO school district. This will enable you poor bastards who pay for these places of uneduction to see where your money is going.

1. Commodity trading involves glass bottles, aluminum cans and copper piping

2. Spells food wrong on "will work for food sign"

3. 40 years old and studying for the GED test

4. In line at city union mission with a T - Shirt that says "Class of 2010"

5. Gets a raise when minimum wage goes up

6. Financial skills are limited to knowing the dollar exchange rate on food stamps

7. From school bus pass to Metro bus pass

8. Phrase most commonly said "May I take your order please"

9. 2nd most commonly said phrase "Get the F*** out of your car"

10. People that think the crossroads district is cool

FUNNY

I normally don't post this type of stuff on the blog but this is too freaking funny. Call 603-413-4133.
(the photo above has nothing to do with the number)

TO QUOTE VINCE VAUGHN

THIS CHICK IS MONEY! That was the best speech since Reagan I have seen at a Republican convention. Liberal wacko women haters need to beware...... She destroyed, let me say this again, absolutely destroyed Barry and his lack of qualifications and his socialist agenda.

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TODAY.

1. Cheating is genetic in men according to scientist. Were these just male scientist looking to create a get out of jail card?

2. Big Brother begins tracking your weight. Here comes the Fat Tax.

3. The worst Mayor since dumb ass Berry is finally going to quit. The problem will be finding someone with less of a criminal pass than this guy in Detroit (where you can buy a house for $1).

4. American soldiers invade Pakistani caves. Question, would you rather live in a Pakistani Cave or live on KCMO's East Side?

5. Drunk doctor tries to give woman an epidural. Men are always trying to take advantage of women when they are drunk.

6. This guy decided to try and run over 3 women that turned him down. Does Hearnes Christopher have a drivers license? If so westport could get even more dangerous.

7. No report yet on Polar Bills Killed in action.

8. Will Reverend Wright blame the CIA for injecting AIDS into ancient Rome?

9. Nothing says safety more than riding a bus with a lost driver in Brooklyn for 5 hours.

10. Wacko Liberal (aren't they all) caught planning attack on RNC.

THE WIRE

With the rain, wind and cool temperatures you knew that last night would be nearly silent in the Metro.

1. Despite the elements the North East was able to come through for the rest of the metro with a shooting at 1:30am. I know, weird that someone got shot in that neighborhood at that time of night....

2. Abandoned KCK duplex burns. Arson anyone?

3. Thieves have no limits. Obviously these copper thieves enter our county from KCK or KCMO.

4. Only in KCMO will you find a thief that would steal newports and whiskey to cover court costs.

Todays over/under on shootings will stay at 2