Friday, September 05, 2008
QUICK HITS
TOP TEN STORIES FOR YOU (THE UNINFORMED) TO READ TODAY.
1. Oprah hates white women. I KNEW IT!
2. The ice cream in Chihuahua City might be tainted. Unless of course you like eating human skulls.
3. This guy MIGHT be going to hell.
4. When did Lohan become a lesbian? Kudos to her, I look forward to the video.
5. Plot to kill Bush halted.
6. Just as I predicted, Palin is more popular than Barry.
7. EU hancho thinks that you environmental wackos are well wacko.
8. McCain speech attracts more viewers than Barry Christ Superstars.
9. The only smart homes in KCK are the ones never built.
10. KCMO loses more jobs. At least your kids are getting a quality education and your streets are safe...
THE WIRE
Another slow night in the metro due to the weather. Can local news departments cancel their broadcast due to weather?
1. Now this could be interesting. Imagine drive bye shootings being done with bow & arrow... Now that would require some skill.
2. Payday loans are never in good neighborhoods so who cares if they get robbed?
3. The brilliant officers of the Columbia, Mo police department have finally ruled that the body of a woman found in the trunk of a car was murder. WELL NO CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This weekends over/under is set at 5. For the first time I may take the under unless the weather clears up.
Thursday, September 04, 2008
TOP TEN WAYS TO SPOT A PRODUCT OF KCMO SCHOOL SYSTEM
Since it is back to school time I thought that it would be important for you to be able to recognize products of the KCMO school district. This will enable you poor bastards who pay for these places of uneduction to see where your money is going.
1. Commodity trading involves glass bottles, aluminum cans and copper piping
2. Spells food wrong on "will work for food sign"
3. 40 years old and studying for the GED test
4. In line at city union mission with a T - Shirt that says "Class of 2010"
5. Gets a raise when minimum wage goes up
6. Financial skills are limited to knowing the dollar exchange rate on food stamps
7. From school bus pass to Metro bus pass
8. Phrase most commonly said "May I take your order please"
9. 2nd most commonly said phrase "Get the F*** out of your car"
10. People that think the crossroads district is cool
FUNNY
I normally don't post this type of stuff on the blog but this is too freaking funny. Call 603-413-4133.
(the photo above has nothing to do with the number)
(the photo above has nothing to do with the number)
TO QUOTE VINCE VAUGHN
THIS CHICK IS MONEY! That was the best speech since Reagan I have seen at a Republican convention. Liberal wacko women haters need to beware...... She destroyed, let me say this again, absolutely destroyed Barry and his lack of qualifications and his socialist agenda.
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