Saturday, September 27, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
KCMO DEATH COUNT
SOMEONE IS KILLED IN KCMO EVERY OTHER DAY! CONGRATULATIONS! BE PROUD! TAKE A BOW FOR YOUR FIRST 100 MURDERS OF THE YEAR.
THE WIRE
Time to play catch up
1. Is it really a surprise that someone got shot by a KCMO school? It was probably part of some new VOTECH class that the district is pushing.
2. Shooting at each other is considered being neighborly in KCMO. Imagine a block party...
3. This headline Cracked me up "Victory Junction Gang Camp in KCK" at first I thought that KCK had finally come to terms with their gang problem and decided it was easier to embrace them. KCMO has something simillar but they call it the KCMOSD.
4. Missouri mother kills baby for crying.
5. Valets get Pistol whipped in the plaza.
6. KCMO is so bad that you can't even eat without carying a stun gun.
7. KCK residents are now dumping bodies near rail road tracks.
8. KCK man has obvously not seen "to catch a predator".
Monday, September 22, 2008
TEN THINGS WORST THAN THE CHIEFS IN KC
It is easy for us Chiefs fans to feel down about our team this year. Let's face it, if we win 1 game it will be a miracle but I am here to cheer you up. Here are Ten things worst than the Chiefs in the metro.
1. Crime in KCK
2. Crime in the East Side.
3. Katie Horner
4. The Kansas City School District
5. The Kansas City Star
6. The Kansas City Zoo
7. The Kansas City Royals
8. The Kansas City Mayor
9. The Kansas City "City Counsel"
10. The Kansas City Blight Rail Plan.
After reading that list I have come to the conclusion that it might only cheer up those of us that live in JOCO. The rest of you guys are freaking DOOMED!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
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