THE NAACP IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR A QUICK LAUGH

The Alabama NAACP is claiming that dresses worn in Inaugural Parade promote racism. It is this type of crap that makes the NAACP loose credibility.


Not to go all Allen Iverson on you but DRESSES? ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DRESSES? DRESSES? COME ON, DRESSES?

THE WIRE

All was quiet in the burbs last night. Have things finally returned to normal?

1. The stolen gun market might be a better investment than your 401k, so who can blame these guys?

2. If you walk down Prospect after midnight and you get a bullet in the leg you should consider yourself lucky. As a matter of fact that shouldn't of even been reported.

3. As if living on Troost wasn't dangerous enough..

"Come and touch it, Dave." Eddie Curry

This story might be the funniest thing that you have read in a long time. I won't even attempt to comment on it because the story says it all.

Makes you wish KC would get a hoops team doesn't it?

2009 POWER RANKINGS

THE 2009 VIOLENT CRIME POWER RANKINGS ARE IN.

HERE ARE YOUR TOP 5.

1. KCMO.....John Wooden couldn't touch this record

2. Lee's Summit...........Who woulda thought?

3. KCK

4. Grandview

5. Olathe

THE 2.5 MILLION DOLLAR VIRGIN

YOU GOTTA LOVE CAPITALISM!

QUICK HITS

THE TOP 10 LOCAL AND NATIONAL STORIES THAT YOU NEED TO READ TODAY.

1. 1 in 200 kids will grow up to be total wusses. Even the kid that got "tag" banned at schools thinks this kid will be a wuss.

2. Baghdad officials implement Country Club Plaza pan handling policies.

3. Bush shoulda given these bastards the finger and then walked out.

4. Rude waiter gets fired at Jewish wedding.

5. Every time that you search for something on google you damage the environment. How awesome is that? I can undo all the tree hugging crap from the comfort of my sofa.

6. Nothing beats protesting violence with violence.

7. Prince Harry drops "raghead" and "paki". Holy crap that's funny.

8. Lenexa will see a drop in rednecks with this news.

9. Kansas residents face more lies and crappy policies.

10. Old people are easy to trick.

SICKO BOSTON TEACHER

Not only did this poor kid get raped by his 13 year old teacher, it turns out that she is uglier than crap too.

This is a must read story.