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QUICK HITS - I AINT WITH BEING BROKE

I got an email today that asked "how much money do you make blogging?". Am I missing something here? People actually get paid to do this crap? I replied back to him that "I don't make a cent off of this site, why do you ask?" his reply was "because however much you are getting paid to do this I would be willing to double to get you to stop". Sadly for me double of zero is still zero (still with me KCMOSD grads)?.

Anyways here are 10 stories that you need to read about. Some of them might suck but remember I don't get paid for this!

1. Booty Tax coming soon to NYC.

2. The short comings of our fearless dictator are becoming more visible.

3. James Carville reminds everyone that Cajuns can be Douche Bags too.

4. Just in time for Spring Break! Some city's in Mexico are giving away heads with each cooler purchase.

5. "GREAT SEX, GODS WAY"

6. American Idol contestant "at least I am not cutting myself".. Have the standards REALY been lowered that much?????

7. I WANT A JET PACK!

8. Grandma packing heat at a KCK Courthouse.

9. The Great State of Kansas doesn't care about the mentally ill.

10. JOCO releases a map to scare the crap out of you.

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LET'S KICK SOME POOR PEOPLE ASS!

Today...I am declaring war on the poor of America. For far too long the poor have lived off the work of others in this country. They aren't going to use these handouts to improve their life, scheming for handouts is their life. Would you just sit back and let someone steal half the money out of your wallet everyday? Hell no. It's time to fight!

• It's time for us to tear down Section 8 housing and build new golf courses.
• It is time to eliminate food stamps, WIK and all other government sponsored "money". If you don't have cash, tough.
• If you see a bum on the street give his ass a job application after your take his change and dump out his booze.
• Women on welfare that have more kids need to be thrown in jail.
• I want a 2 week period in which we can loot government housing for shit that is better than ours. If they have a better TV than you, take that crap. YOU BOUGHT IT!
• I want tow trucks lined up outside the trailer parks and ghettos to tow each and every vehichle out of the lot. What the hell are you doing with a car when you are eating steak bought by us, living in a house bought by us and watching cable tv, bought by us. Take the bus!
• If you see a poor person sleeping on the street or napping in their home, WAKE THEIR ASS UP! Why do they get to take naps, screw that.
• You want college money, GET A FREAKING JOB and earn it.
  

NO MORE FREE RIDE! Its time to make it hard on these folks or else they will never get off their ass's. If they want to redistribute something, how about the stress, pain & fatigue that those of us that are productive take home with us everyday after work.

THE WORLD IS FULL OF THREATS/THE WIRE

With the world being such a dangerous place nowadays it baffles me that we are raising a generation of kids in a nerf world. Is not playing tag at recess going to help Johnny from becoming a victim? Would it not be in our best interest to toughen up our kids to prepare them for the crap that is ahead of them?

Here are a couple of stories JUST FROM TODAY that should scare the crap out of you.

1. Alabama man goes psychotic

2. 15 killed in German School.

3. There are now over 1 million people on the terrorist watch list. THANK GOD it isn't 1 million and 1, then we would have a problem.

4. It is no longer safe to cruise the streets of Waldo in a wheel chair.

5. Women are being raped in N.OP.

6. KS college towns are full of rapist.
7. Misosuri Man goes on rampage shooting 29 cattle.

8. Your kids are getting raped at Church.

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QUICK HITS

It has come to my attention (from a reader in Georgia ) that without the quick hits section today that some of you MIGHT start thinking for yourself. The thought of people reading headlines from other media outlets and BELIEVING THEM, well, that scares the hell out of me.

1. Warren Buffett woke up from his nap and realized that Obama was a dumb ass.

2. Nancy Pelosi once again shows her Elitist colors. Apparently she believes that the US AIR FORCE is her own fleet of Private Jets. Ahhhhhh your tax dollars at work.

3. Awesome High School cafeteria fight breaks out in the NY.

4. Rock throwing chimp is somehow a miracle????

5. Pelosi wants to take away more money from the rich to give to the poor.

6. I would hope that these bastards would show a profit after we have given the billions of dollars. This is smoke and mirrors people..

7. Tanning Bed catches on fire with man inside of it. Now that would be funny to see.

8. If Miley Cyrus has a heart condition does that mean that Hannah Montana doesn't?

9. Two dumb ass's in one room. Is the world ready?

10. Scientist are dead set on destroying all religions.