DON'T PICTURE HER NAKED!

“It’s fine to talk about love publicly. But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked," ...Taylor Swift from Fox News story

Well WHAT THE HELL does that statement make you think of?

QUICK HITS - CADENCE TO ARMS

GIVE US GREEN HISTORY MONTH OR GIVE US DEATH!

1. Iowa Senator gets just a tad bit violent about AIG. Hey Chuck, you wrote the bill you moron. You can't change it after the fact.

2. Obama hates the military so much that he plans on charging those who were injured in combat for their medical treatment. WHO THE HELL DOES THIS CRAP?

3. Pelosi wants to bail out liberal media that nobody reads. Wise investment dumb ass.

4. The pope doesn't think that condoms are the answer to preventing AIDS... What the hell is he for? Wrapping your junk in rosary beads?

5. The IRA took a break but are now back and what the Brits out of their country.

6. The President of Madagascar is stepping down...Which one was he? The Zebra or the Lion?

7. It scares me to think what A Rod would do to himself if he was more flexible.

8. Egypt to open crappy pyramid to the public.

9. 50 million dollars to have your face and hands ripped off by a pet chimp? Im not sure that 50million would come close to covering that crap.

10. Clarence Thomas blasts you lazy ass socialist.

HOP

DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE?

I mean do you love your wife enough to wear a T-Shirt that says you love her after you choke the sh!t out of her?

DROPKICK MURPHYS

NEW REALITY SHOW?????????????

This mother might have just come up with a new reality show for Fox.

THE COLITIS HOUR

Shannon and Parks need to change their weekly segment with the Mayor into the COLITIS HOUR. Because nobody talks more bullsh*t than him.

For now on I will be referring to the mayor of KCMO as COLITIS.