Showing posts with label mayor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mayor. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2012

Priorities


1.  City Budget a mess
2.  Highest Murder rate in history
3.  Son is a piece of crap trouble maker with a death wish
4.  School District being taken over
5.  Infrastructure falling apart
6.  Brother involved in shooting

ALL UNIMPORTANT.  Instead Sly James wants to tell the city that it is full of fat ass people (including himself).  WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

STATE OF THE CITY


This will be some pretty entertaining TV! What in the hell is this guy going to be able to say that is positive? That jaywalking is down? High Crime, Crappy schools, Urban Blight, Infrastructure problems all over, wife distractions, "new tools" failure, blight rail embarrassment, stimulus money embarrassment, recall embarrassment, minutemen embarrassment, NAACP embarrassment, fountains not being turned on embarrassment, police funding embarrassment..............
I hope to god that someone is there and throws this thing up on youtube.

Monday, April 06, 2009

IT'S TIME TO GO AND TAKE YOUR HO


The first time people attempted to get rid of the Mayor of KCMO I was against it. I thought it was strictly racially motivated and payback for the whole Minutemen controversy. This time I believe that the people of KCMO are right, this clown needs to go away and never look back.

Never before have I seen a mayor mishandle his office the way that Funkhouser has. This guy makes Barney Fife look competent, his wife reminds me of an uglier version of Rosie O'Donell(but just as big of a bitch) and the two of them together are a complete and utter mess. I would rather attend a KCMOSD PTO meeting than listen to this guy talk about the unfair treatment of his wife.

But lets not stop there, you guys need to get rid of your City Manager too. He is just as petty and useless as the mayor. I am not sure what "city planning" this guy has done but the East Side still sucks, the river area is still underutilized, midtown needs a face lift, 18th and Vine is sinking and Union Station cant support itself. What POSITIVE move has this guy made?

The political situation that KCMO is in right now is the perfect example of how a crappy school district can effect a whole community. When you have a population base with a 50% drop out rate do you really expect them to make an informed decission? Hell no, otherwise they would stop paying for JOCO residents to drink and play in their city while they pick up the bill on the venues. Lets face it, even if you do get this guy out of office the people of KCMO aren't capable of replacing him with anyone competent. Sadly the population base of NKC can't overcome that of the wasteland across the river.

In conclusion, your screwed either way. Atleast this way there is something to talk about right?

Monday, March 16, 2009

THE COLITIS HOUR


Shannon and Parks need to change their weekly segment with the Mayor into the COLITIS HOUR. Because nobody talks more bullsh*t than him.

For now on I will be referring to the mayor of KCMO as COLITIS.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

HOW DID THIS IDIOT GET ELECTED?


The fact that this idiot is always involved in some sorta cluster F*** makes those of us living outside of the Danger Zone wonder how he got elected to begin with. I can't go a single day without seeing or hearing about how this guy screwed up yet again. Please do the rest of us a favor and kick his ass out of office.

If you are looking for someone to blame for his election, I got you covered.
BLAME THE SCHOOL DISTRICT!! This is what happens when you allow the graduates of a crappy school district to vote.

Mayor McCheese would be an upgrade.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

THE WIRE


It appears that we are back on track in the metro and the effectiveness of my walk down troost was greatly over estimated.

1. The east side is finally off the bench and back in the game putting points on the board. Linwood & Gillham.

2. KCK residents seem to have a Dollar Store Robbery Fetish. Exactly how much money does one expect to steal when they are robbing the DOLLAR store? I know that the Dollar Store is the Nordstroms of KCK but come on....

3. I am not sure that 24th and Cottownwood Creek(KCK) would be safe at 12:30pm let alone 12:30 am.

4. The only click that Missouri teens are hearing is that of a handgun trigger. I for one have been wearing my seatbelt ever since DT died and never wore it before that.

5. Raytowna Beach joggers are not safe. Who knew?

6. Any time a liberal talks about voter registration you know that there is a crime about to be committed, so this story goes here.

7. A crime was actually reported on Quindaro. HOLY CRAP! I have friends on the KCK police department and they said that the reason that you never hear about how bad it really is in that part of town is due to nobody calling it in. They have been numbed to it.

8. As if the wife of the Mayor doesn't have enough problems. I heard her on the radio last week and she made my skin crawl.

Friday, February 15, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. If you are here illegally don't try to vote in the state of Kansas. This is the first decent thing to come out of Topeka in awhile and should pass with little or no problem. Like I said in a previous post, you can have as many "sanctuary cities" that you want but the governments at that State level will force you to obey the law of the land. Too bad race baiters.

2. IRS workers in this town are paranoid.

3. Raytown rejoins the police blotter.

4. The state of Kansas Gives Global Warming the finger. This is great news.

5. It is one thing to rob a Phillips 66, Circle K or a Shell but the minute you start robbing Quick Trips you are certain to piss everyone off. This guy has no chance.

6. Jeffery Flanagan continues to underwhelm metro readers. This time he chooses to write ghost stories in the Sports Section.

7. Special interest groups (including "religious leaders") must be pissing themselves with the budget news coming out of City Hall. Cutbacks are going to bad news for those that have tried blackmailing the Mayor with their recall petitions and personal attacks.

Friday, November 30, 2007

WHO HAS A BETTER CHRISTMAS TREE THAN KC?


THIS GUY
Today I drove through Crown Center because I had not seen the Mayors Christmas Tree yet and when I got there I couldn't believe my eyes, THE TREE SUCKS! I was afraid to take a picture of it because I thought the flash might catch the thing on fire. What a freaking embarrassment.