THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

THE REVS OF THE EAST SIDE DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THERE IS CRIME THERE. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK, DON'T LOOK AT THE CARNAGE.

1. Now why would someone from KCMO want to rob a hydroponic store? His weed customers will have to wait since his dumb ass got shot in his attempt.

2. If you have kids in KCMO be sure that they are wearing Kevlar helmets and Bullet proof vests at all times. This EIGHT YEAR OLD GOT SHOT LAYING ON HIS SOFA, WATCHING TV.

3. If you are stupid enough to have a convenience store in KCMO open past 9pm then you deserve to get your ass robbed.

4. Whenever MU has a decent hoops team the city is always full of gunfire....

5. KCMO residents have no respect for the handicapped, this we know. BUT did anyone ever expect them to start running over them in their wheelchairs?

6. Methheads, booze, gambling, Missouri....Sounds like a crap cocktail.

7. KCK Doesn't stand for Kansas City Killers for nothing.

QUICK HITS - Weesom Hustlas

Read it here first before others play follow the leader.

1. The new Bat Woman proves that most women are secretly lesbians.

2. If I had 44 sex offenders in my neighborhood I would freaking move.

3. 9 year old kid has more game than most people in this city.

4. What the hell has happened to the Mafia? Holy Crap!

5. Do inmates in Iowa really care if they wipe their ass? Hell most people that live in that state go without as is.

6. Babies having babies.

7. Clinton backs government control of media.

8. Which would you rather have the FBI investigate, Terrorism or Mortgage Fraud? Its sad that we even have to ask this question.

9. Early Polls show that Obama is doomed.

10. Dems know they are screwed in 2 years.

BLACK FRIDAY AT SPRINT TODAY

Details in a few

So far Grand Prairie Texas but I am told that there is a lot more coming.

Update: 30% reduction decided upon

COURTNEY FRIEL FOX NEWS HOT?

THIS IS THE AMERICAN ATTITUDE?????

According to this story Henrietta Hughes is playing the system. And WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME what the hell her son is doing? It's always her and her son. OK, your old, but what about your kid. He cant get a J O B? Give me a break. Between the two of you there was no way to come up with $400 a month? HOLY CRAP! And now she gets a free house?????

AMERICANS WILL HAVE SEX ANYWHERE

In A graveyard? How the hell does that even come up? "Hey lets go have sex on top of Aunt Silvias grave" Anyways go through the list and find out just how lame your sex life is.

HIP HOP FLASHBACK - ESHAM

For some reason ESHAM seems appropriate for Friday the 13th. Scary ass bastard.

PHONEY ASS KCMO RELIGIOUS LEADERS

"They carried signs that described their concerns over the way city leaders and the media treat residents living east of Troost Avenue."

Instead of blaming people for reporting whats going on in their neighborhood wouldn't it be better to clean up the problems? When their is a mini ethnic cleansing going on in a part of town shouldn't it be covered?

YOU RELIGIOUS LEADERS are to blame for this crap as well. Are you saying that you have more pull in City Hall than you do in your own backyard. Can you intimidate the media but not a drug dealer for setting up shop on a corner? GIVE ME A BREAK!

SILENT PROTEST, THAT DID NOTHING TO PREVENT SOMEONE FROM GETTING KILLED JUST LAST NIGHT!!!!!! If you were truly men of god you would be out there fighting every day to prevent crap like this from happening instead of spreading the gospel of self promotion and pocket lining.