A REAL CITY COUNCIL - FUNNY AS HELL

QUICK HITS

It has come to my attention (from a reader in Georgia ) that without the quick hits section today that some of you MIGHT start thinking for yourself. The thought of people reading headlines from other media outlets and BELIEVING THEM, well, that scares the hell out of me.

1. Warren Buffett woke up from his nap and realized that Obama was a dumb ass.

2. Nancy Pelosi once again shows her Elitist colors. Apparently she believes that the US AIR FORCE is her own fleet of Private Jets. Ahhhhhh your tax dollars at work.

3. Awesome High School cafeteria fight breaks out in the NY.

4. Rock throwing chimp is somehow a miracle????

5. Pelosi wants to take away more money from the rich to give to the poor.

6. I would hope that these bastards would show a profit after we have given the billions of dollars. This is smoke and mirrors people..

7. Tanning Bed catches on fire with man inside of it. Now that would be funny to see.

8. If Miley Cyrus has a heart condition does that mean that Hannah Montana doesn't?

9. Two dumb ass's in one room. Is the world ready?

10. Scientist are dead set on destroying all religions.

SHANNON & MARX

Will these two bozos continue to milk the "Rush vs. Obama" story? If they do won't that be day 7 of their lack of show material?

GET IT TOGETHER GROUCH

THE NEWS SUCKS TODAY

What a boring ass day for "real news" today. Sure I could post a bunch of stories with different angles on the same crap that happened over the weekend, but why do that? Instead the blog content for today will be completely random crap that I find that seems either funny or interesting,

For those of you that read this blog from the JOCO metro area do not forget that KCMO still sucks, Independence is full of meth and KCK is the gutter of all existence. You will more than likely get killed or robbed entering any of the places mentioned above so procede with caution. Just because there is no morning WIRE post do not let your gaurd down.

I will take a look around the internet again this afternoon/evening to see if anything is worth a damn then.

QUICK HITS - MOST OF THE INTERNET SUCKS

Another Monday is about to come and go and thanks to me you are all just a little bit smarter than you were yesterday. When we live in the crap storm that we live in now, the best distraction is humor. Just today I went through somebody elses blog list and laughed my ass off at the garbage that is out there. Be thankful that you have found me, seriously, most of the rest of the crap on the internet sucks.

Do yourself a favor and follow the blogs to the right of this screen and delete the rest of your bookmarks.

1. Cloning will not occur on Obamas watch. I call BS on this, you know that by the end of the year Obama will have a midget clone of Rev Wright running around the White House.

2. Something tells me that Houston, Texas might not be the best place to visit right now.

3. Utah will soon be full of drunk mormons.

4. Our "friends" the Saudis are getting ready to beat the crap out of a 75 year old woman for eating bread from strangers.

5. Pirate museum opens in North Carolina....

6. AWESOME! Russian dude dies after eating 43 pies. That my friends is a great headline.

7. Are Vampires Real?

8. If the world bank is so freaking smart then how come they didn't predict the crap hole that we are in now?

9. Worlds of Crap in Kansas City is up for sale. This could be the worst theme park in the country...

10. Who the hell breaks back into jail?

AND THE AWARD FOR SMAKING HO'S GOES TO....

You gotta dig the fact that Nick isn't taking Chris Brown off of their awards show ballots. I also hear that Debra LaFave is up for Nick's Teacher of the year award...

CRACK, COOLIO AND STUPID QUESTIONS

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People have been asking me about this Coolio story all day due to my love of Hip Hop music. The main question seems to be "how could he be so stupid to try and get crack past airport security?"

HE IS ON CRACK!

When was the last time you heard someone do something intelligent after smoking rocks? This isn't rocket science people.