JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

KID CUDI, KANYE, COMMON

I cant find this single anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWINE FLU HITS KC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been waiting for this. Now we can watch our local media outlets make ass's of themselves with the OCD coverage we will be hit with. Maybe Katie Horner will deploy Virus Scan Radar so that she can cover the spread of the virus in real time.

BROOKSIDE DOUCHE BAGGERY

The only thing worst than actually going to the Brooksider is attending the Brookside Art Fair. The number of Emo Douches attending this thing is going to be through the roof.

If you are looking for a quick buck just set up a razor blade stand at the front gate.

KCK HOUSE = SOJOCO CAR?

This should put things in perspective for a lot of people in this town that don't quite understand the difference between KCK & KCMO.

The house that burned to the ground in KCK has an estimated value of 50k and that is after renovations!

TYPICAL OF AN OBAMA

Michelle Obama wanted to make sure that the people at the soup kitchen knew that she was rich and they were poor.

KCMOSD SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED

Shouldn't there be an investigation into the racist hiring practices utilized by the KCMOSD when choosing a superintendent?

QUICK HITS - WHAAAAA!!!

Obama has been in office for 101 days and the liberals are crying now more than before. They haven't even packed up their hanging Bush dolls and piss bombs yet and they are complaining that the rest of us aren't following thier christ blindly like they are. There is a certain satisfaction one gets at seeing liberal bloggers and pundits shrivel up and cry. Buck up little ladies and pull the sand out of your clits. Things will get better in 2 years.

1. A woman that believes that size does matter, especially 3 inches.

2. I guess the code name "Charlie" was pretty accurate for McGillis.

3. I guess the new administration really thought that Club Gitmo was a resort.

4. Why is it that these liberal attorneys attatched to the Clintons keep showin gup dead? Just how many secrets are out there that we still dont know about?

5. If your old ass needs a freaking Garmin to navigate the grocery store do us all a favor and stay home. If you cant push a cart dont get behind the freaking wheel.

6 . Kansas City Vetrans are getting free cocaine injections at the VA hospital (no joke). I think that this is the only way that they can get troops to fight for Obama.

7. You know social security sucks when old ass women story cutting up bricks.

8. Socialist Leaders in Washington need to be drug tested asap.

9. What is the deal with European Leaders and Crusades?

10. I am sure that the former gov of Kansas is an expert on Swine Flu after one day on her job.