You really aren't. You work for a freaking BEAUTY PAGEANT
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
QUICK HITS - OPERATION STORM WATCH
This blog has been in Operation Storm Watch since 6am this morning. If you will look at radar you can clearly see that it is sprinkling in Dodge City. While this is not a threat to the metro right now we do have people that read this blog in Dodge City so we want to ensure their safety. "The Wire" will be posted at a later date yet to be determined.
1. KCMO residents don't see anything wrong with jacking a cab driver for beer money.
2. Kansas Citys local alternative paper can expect an increase in ad revenue after this announcement.
3. Photos of Rosie ODonell laying on the beach naked are made public today.
4. Xanax + Chimp = funny as hell 911 tape.
5. Hillary Clinton has a thing for Asian men.
6. Anyone that shoots someone over a messed up food order is OK in my book. Like you haven't wanted to do it!
7. Government controlled wages comming to a private company near you.
8. Nerdy chicks are better in bed than hot ditzy chicks.
9. Didn't we all know that Obama supporters were internet savy?
10. Picture of Boy on Milk Carton not paying off like they hoped.
BEST AROUND
Is this the best song EVER in a movie? If it isn't then it should be in the conversation.
WILD TIMES HEADING TO KCMO
I hope that everyone is ready for what could be one of the biggest party events to hit the metro in the last 10 years. I have just learned that there will be a NATIONAL PEZ convention in kcmo on the 23rd of May. The event will be held in KC's East Side on the UMKC campus.
What an awesome combination. Pez Collectors and KCMO gangsters. Awesome.
ITS NAP! Update
This chick is the most brainless person in all of D.C. (and that is saying something) yet she is being considered for the SUPREME COURT? Have they not been paying attention?????????????
GREEDY HOMELESS PEOPLE
For far to long homeless people have been living an easy life. They don't have to worry about work, family, car payments or house payments. Well that is all changing. Your friendly neighborhood liberals have decided to charge these poor bastards rent in NYC.
When I first read this story I thought it was an Onion story.
BUY BLACK? WTF?
Holy crap! Can someone please tell me how this crap isn't racist. Could you imagine people starting a "buy white" movement?
This country gets more F'd up each and everyday that goes by as Obamas friends get more and more behind the scenes power.
This country gets more F'd up each and everyday that goes by as Obamas friends get more and more behind the scenes power.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)