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Monday, June 08, 2009
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Once again all was safe in SOJOCO. It's too bad that the rest of you sick, criminally minded bastards can't be more like us.
1. Fairway domestic dispute goes gangster.
2. Lee's Summit man thinks that camo is going to hide him from security cameras at grocery store.
3. 3 in the morning... KCK man dropped dead.
4. Independence man jacked at gunpoint.
5. Man who survived 52 years in KCMO was murdered over the weekend.
6. Metro blunt smokers mourn.
Friday, June 05, 2009
QUICK HITS - ITS FRIDAY FOOL

1. One step closer to communism. A PAY CZAR!!
2. Joe Biden needs to call Balmer and tell him to get his skin in the game. I don't blame Microsoft.
3. This story is just sad. Mexican daycare fire.
4. If a transgendered person isnt a freak then I don't know what is.
5. Good news!!!!!!! Steve Jobs is back in a couple of weeks. This guy is one of my personal heross.
6. In true dictator form, Obama plans on buying the next election.
7. Obama, friend of Iran, enemy of France.
8. Obama, friend of Cuba, enemy of Germany.
9. Pelosi gets briefed by people she believes are liars. This makes no sense.
10. Got Job?
HEADLINE OF THE DAY

WOW! This chick needs to get her own Vegas show.
South Carolina Mom Charged With Concealing 555-Pound Son
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