TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I first read this story the first thing that came to mind was imagine what Katie Horner would be like covering this story.

A GADGET BETTER THAN AN IPOD????

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH THIS THING COST, IT HAS TO BE A CHEAPER ALTERNATIVE TO WHAT WE ARE GETTING BY WITH NOW

TIME TO START SAVING

WEATHER UPDATE

JUST IN CASE YOUR CABLE IS OUT

THINGS OF NOTE

Led Zeppelin if finally pulling their heads out of there asses and making all of their music available online.

Paris Hilton goes overboard with her jungle fever. You know there will be at least 5 new movies coming out of this visit.

HIP HOP POLICE take one of the few remaining good artists off the street. This smells like a set up. FREE T.I.!!!!

Scientist finally watch "Big Trouble in Little China" and start exploring the tunnels beneath China Town. Just remember what Jack Burton says :"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

What if this kid remembers not to take candy from strangers?

The reason people have been seeing UFO's at an alarming rate this past year is finally disclosed.

WHEN IN DOUBT BLAME CONSERVITIVES

BY DAVID HINCKLEY and TINA MOORE DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Air America radio host Randi Rhodes is temporarily off the air, but claims she was brutally attacked near her Manhattan apartment are bogus, her lawyer and a police source said today. Fellow host Jon Elliott claimed on the liberal radio network that Rhodes had been mugged while walking her dog, Simon, on Sunday night. Elliot, who said Rhodes lost several teeth in the attack, waxed about a possible conspiracy. "Is this an attempt by the right-wing, hate machine to silence one of our own?" he asked on the air, according to Talking Radio, a blog. "Are we threatening them? Are they afraid that we’re winning? Are they trying to silence intimidate us?" A police source said Rhodes never filed a report and never claimed to be the victim of a mugging. Cops from Manhattan's 17th Precinct called her attorney, who told them Rhodes was not a victim of a crime, the source said.
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The really sad thing about the above statement is that he believes it.

The most shocking part about this to most people was the fact that Air America is still on the air.

DO YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THIS?

By ERIC ADLERThe Kansas City Star
Charlene Darnell would love to see her family living in a pristine home.“A big showcase house,” the cheery 43-year-old nurse said, “with room to display stuff.”But Darnell knows the truth.She says she is a “clutter-aholic,” a packrat of such magnitude that even the suggestion of tossing away anything brings on a near panic attack.“It’s almost like it hurts,” she says.
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FOR SOME REASON THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

FOR KRISTIN