MEET THE SPARTANS

This movie looks good

BUFFET'S FIGHT BACK

For years the only thing that stood between fat people and buffet bankruptcy was a sneeze guard, today it all has changed in the small town of Houma, La. The owners of the buffet decided to charge 2 slightly obese gentlemen DOUBLE because of the amount of trips that they made to the salad bar. The waitress even went as far as to call them Fat asses.

Her quote"She says, 'Y'all fat, and y'all eat too much,"' will live on forever in food industry circles.

Odds are that this buffet will soon be closed down for insulting their primary patrons but for now they are gods.

GOVERNMENT STUDIES

I just read a story that says that by talking on your cell phone you slow down traffic..........I can only hope that this study is followed by playing with fire will cause you to get burned, swimming makes you wet & by not breathing you can die.

BLOGGER PERMISSION DENIED

I hope someone out there can help me out that understands blogger better than I do. Tonight I visited a blog and it said permission denied, are my settings messed up some how?

Brittany Murphy PICS

IF YOU KILL SOMEONE IN KC

You have a 50/50 chance you can get away with it. That is encouraging news for the metro area killers who went into a slump in 07.

However if you smoke inside you have a 90% chance of getting caught.

QUICK HITS

1. The number 1 crime in Florida? Droopy jeans. I am glad that they solved all of the other crimes so that they can focus on this epidemic.

2. At least John Edwards bus knows when to throw in the towel.

3. Huckabee hates everyone that doesn't believe what he believes in. The more I hear this guy talk the more the image of David Koresh replaces his face.

4. "Hey R2". This Christmas I got a R2 robot from my parents that follows voice commands etc.. from Sharper Image. To get it to do something you must first get its attention by saying "Hey R2". Does this story mean that I should be expecting an upgrade in the mail?

5. "Woman claims reading bible got her thrown off the bus". It is funny to see this idiot use the bible as an excuse for her annoying behavior. No lady it was your failure to comply with the rules EVEN WHEN ASKED TO STOP THAT GOT YOU EJECTED. Though shall not be an idiot; SOB 3:13

6. The most shocking part of this story is that she was a beauty queen. Men have always been tortured by women.

7. But what if it was cash?

JOCO NEEDS TO ACT NOW

What is JOCO's biggest secret? That the stretch of Roe from Johnson Drive to the 18th street expressway is known as "little wyco". This is the worst stretch of drug houses, crime and government assistance in the county and it goes ignored to keep crime stats down. It is time to stop ignoring the problem and time to start busting down doors.

Yes I have a plan.

1. Remove the 18th street expressway bridge.
2. More undercover units out of the sheriffs office to do hand to hand buys.
3. If your apartment complex is government housing then you get security cameras on the outside of every unit.
4. Security at the gates. Lets not avoid the facts, these apartment complexes are housing projects. We tend to label them otherwise because we live in JOCO but that has to stop. Most cities have security guards and security gates, it is time to make this a requirement in our county.

The longer we ignore this problem the worst it is going to get.

PAUL FREAKING HACKET

That's right. The idiot that lead the Chiefs to playoff elimination is rumored to be next in line for the offensive coordinator position.

Carl Peterson you are an idiot.

BEST PERFORMANCE NEW YEARS EVE?

The voice quality was still there even in a crowded & noisy Time Square.

KEEP THE WHITE MAN OUT

That is the motto of the people that want to keep the Bannister Mall area free from redevelopment. Instead they want to reopen the mall because it is vital to the "black community". Hasn't that mall been in the black community for the past several years? Haven't the businesses surrounding it been in the black community as well?

So what is going to change? The stores closed, people stopped shopping in the violent and deadly Bannister Mall and blight happened. What has changed? Nothing.

I am not even in favor of putting the soccer complex and future development there. The area around it is not capable of supporting retail and office space. Any TIF money granted would be a waste of money. Instead why not use that money and drive the crime out of the area first and then build. There is a reason that the Town Center Plaza, Zona Rosa, Village West and other developers opened where they did. The ignorant leaders of this Bannister Mall group need to figure this out.

YOU MIGHT HAVE NEW YEARS OFF BUT

The murderers of KC are hard at work.

Last night someone was gunned down before 1am giving us an early lead on the rest of the nation. How is it that city hall and the powers that be continue to ignore the violent crimes in the Metro? Are public smoking bans and light rail really the things that they should be focussed on?

As long as KC is set up with a figure head Mayor and a city council filled with idiots nothing will change.

So much for the Guardian Angels.