WTF IS A GAS FAIRY?????????

Seriously, nowhere in this story is there a quote from someone saying Gas Fairy, nowhere. I would say that this story involves two dumb ass's. The guy that hit the wrong button at the gas station and the moron that wrote that headline.

Is this paper actually worst than the star??

BEWARE OF THESE WACKOS!

After reading this story I plan on littering the whole way home. This local extremist group wants to tell you how to live, what to buy and what temperature your home home should be set at and yes they want to take away your bottled water. They have been trained by the opportunist ALGORE and are dead set on pushing their religion on you.

How can you trust a group that has this as the first sentence on their website" Yes, we like trees a lot; but it's community that we hug". WTF! STAY AWAY! It gets worst.... Job titles for this group include Earth Day coordinator and Heartland tree alliance coordinator. If you thought those titles were bad, the photos and bios of the people that hold these positions would be better used at a West Bottoms haunted house.

You have been warned!

LESBOS IN THE NEWS

LINK

SLOW NEWS DAY?

It must be, because I am pretty sure that someone catches a beat down at least once a day in this neighborhood.

But if you have the time you have got to follow the link. The video reporting by the star has got to be the crappiest form of news media to ever hit the metro. They have voices made for writing, it's just too bad they don't have the talent for that either.

KCK TAKES ACTION

Good news for the people of the Metro's Sadr city, you will be getting 30 more cops! This is a step in the right direction for a city that desperately needs help.

It would of been a better step if they didn't say that they were targeting certain sex's and ethnic backgrounds. What are the chances that they are targeting the Irish when they say that?

QUICK HITS

1. 2 for 1 night at the Wax Factory in KCK.

2. I don't know what is more disturbing in this story. Is it the fact that someone is "Mushroom Hunting" or the fact that he found a dead body? I am going to go out on a limb and say that Mushroom Hunting MIGHT not be the most manly of hunts.

3. KSHB report teaches you a resourceful way to save at the pump.

4. Is this inspection REALLY necessary? That would be like the guy in story #2 calling a doctor to verify that the corpse he found is dead. This inspection is going to be a sham and will do nothing more that further empower the fools at the KCMO school board.

5. Crybaby story about the treatment of this guys dog makes news?

6. I just heard two nut job women from this group say that NO underage sex was taking place there.....OOPS!

7. South Side Chicago violent crime continues.

8. India takes class warfare to a new level.

9. Could this be the horniest teacher on the planet? This chick has now been arrested 3 times for giving private tutoring sessions on sex ed. " Ragusa had gone to the teen's house to discuss the criminal case but wound up in bed with him, police said."

10. Paula Abdul is a dumb ass. Not exactly live, late breaking news here.

Jeremiah Wright is unoriginal

I KNEW that I had heard that "chickens have come home to roost" line used when slamming America before. Malcom X (great movie by the way) used it when describing the assassination of JFK.