I stumbled across this guys blog last week and forgot to mention it. Be sure to check it out.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
QUICK HITS
Top 10 stories that informed JOCOians need to read today and KCMO residents need to have read to them.
1. Larry Johnson may be afraid of taking a hit but he isn't afraid of handing out pimp slaps.
2. Women of JOCO can go to the P&L district for free health screenings etc.. in an effort to promote womens health. Once you have been told you are healthy you can then be stabbed or shot walking back to your car.
3. The homeless in STL are ungrateful bastards.
4. The Gov begins its socialist bank take over. Bank of America may soon have to worry about keeping their name.
5. What teacher thinks that a lesbian wedding would make a good field trip?
6. Honor Killing? Those silly Muslims....they are just misunderstood.
7. Those of you that aren't in favor of the death penalty will probably be sympathetic to this idiot. I say gas him, fry him, stick him and then shoot his ass.
8. Cat fight causes car wreck. The KC media is on their way.
9. Americas sex taboo is ruining peoples lives.
10. Texas teachers extra credit plan is questioned.
Monday, October 13, 2008
QUICK HITS
The Top Ten Stories that you need to read about today. If you live in KCMO be sure to have someone read them to you.
1. Not exactly and eye for an eye in Michigan. Then again people get shot for less in KCMO.
2. Economic doom and gloomers (liberals) have to be pissed about todays Wall Street bounce back.
3. Democrat sex scandal. I am sure that this wont get the same amount of election year coverage that Foley's did.
4. The USSP registers 30,000 felons to vote in Florida. Some of Obamas closest friends are felons so why should this surprise us?
5. Hookers are used as economic indicator in Liberal NYC.
6. Socialist run oil company slumps in the land of HUGO.
7. Dumb ass's
8. Long John Silver and Jack Sparrow killed off coast of Africa.
9. Comrade Obama tells plumber that he can have YOUR money.
10. KCMO school kids test higher than Blue Valley kids.
LOOTING LIST
This weekend I started working on the list of crap I plan on getting when looting on November 5th. If you haven't started working on yours I suggest you get started on it ASAP. It is the only way that you can guarantee getting the crap you want once the 2008 JOCO riots start.
I for one will be camped out in front of Best Buy on Election night anxiously awaiting the results so that I can get a new Blue Ray player and an I Mac. I can't wait! Since this will be my first riot/shopping spree I can only hope that it lives up to expectations.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP
1. Two of the East sides finest Entrepreneurs are taken off the street. These two gentlemen were simply following the governments lead in wealth redistribution.
2. Arson problem hits the Northland. Yet another story that the media seems to neglect (serial arsonist).
3. KCK man convicted of killing on of JOCO's fine citizens.
4. Is it a crime if you shoot an Ice Cream truck driver? Apparently even they aren't safe in the east side.
5. KCK woman stabbed to death.
6. Thanks to KCK and KCMO residents, JOCOians are no longer safe in their garages.
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
THE WIRE
1. East side activist actually does something against crime
2. Gang bangers in KCK turn in their guns
3. Midnight Basketball is paying off better than thought.
4. The Mayor makes crime his number one issue
5. Stats show that JOCO is more violent than KCMO per capita.
6. Tulips on Troost save mans life.
7. KCMO police chief receives national recognition for his ability to combat gang violence.
8. Local meda outlet offers 3 part series on street crime in the metro
FAN MAIL
When I got a comment from the idiotic burnout I thought for sure he was kidding. I mean how can one blog get under the skin of one person so much? With all there is to read on the internet why would one person spend so much time reading a blog that obviously makes them teeter even closer to slitting their wrists than they were before? Then I read his "blog" for the first time today and realized that he has sand permanently lodged in his vagina and all that he does is bitch about bloggers.
Mr. Burnout, thank you for your reading and for your blog post. It is always nice to get fan mai (how many idiotic comments have you left here?)l. I can only hope that you continue to read mine and the other blogs that you mention in hopes that one day you can become a better more adjusted person.
Until that time please feel free to ues the coupon that I have attached. I hope that it will provide you with some temporary relief from your problem.
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