It appears that there has been a major trade today. Aubrey O’Day is leaving the Heterosexuals and joining the other team. No word has been given if there is a player coming back in return.
Monday, December 15, 2008
END JOCO ELITISM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can not take the elitist attitude that one JOCO blog has been demonstrating. If you follow my friend in blogging SOJOCO's blog you will notice that he has started a new weekly wine segment. His wine selections are obviously geared toward rich, white jocoians but what about the rest of the metro?
Well I am here to let you know that not all JOCOIANS are white elitist yuppies. In the spirit of the holidays I am going to provide those of you in KCK & KCMO with some fine wine ideas that you might be able to afford.
1. Wild Irish Rose
2. Cisco
3. Nighttrain
4. Thunderbird.
Here is a great website to help you with your wine selections. Good luck and Happy Holidays from your one true friend in JOCO.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
2008 WORST OF METRO
It's time for the 1st (hopefully annual) worst of the metro awards. These results are completely scientific and can not be disputed.
MEDIA
Worst Sports Talk Show Host - Kevin Keitzman
Worst JOCO media - Steve Rose
Worst Meteorologist - Katie Horner
Worst AM Talk show host -Chris Stigal
Worst News Programming - KCTV 5 Smut Undercover
Worst Journalist - Mike Hendricks
Worst News Website - FOX 4
Worst Radio Station - 610 Sports
Worst TV Sports Anchor - Len Dawson
Worst TV News Name - Devon Lucie
Worst Sports Columnist - Jeffery Flannagan.
Worst New Radio Personality - Nick Wright
Worst Covered Story in the Media - Gang Violence
Worst Idea in Media - INK
Worst Metro TV Station - Time Warner Weather Channel
GOVERNMENT
Worst Special Interest Group - LA RAZA
Worst Public Official - Mark Funkouser
Worst School District - KCMOSD
Worst Ballot initiative - Blight Rail
Worst Republican - Phil Kline
Worst Democrat - ALL OF THEM
Worst Political Advisor - Steve Glorioso
Worst Community Activist - Omega man
Worst Kansas Politician - Sebelius
Worst Missouri Politician -Claire McCaskill
Worst Local Cause - KCMO Dog Parks
Worst Fake Solution - Mayors against guns
METRO AREAS
Worst community to live in - East KCMO
Worst Street to live on - Quindaro
Worst JOCO City - Roeland Park
Worst Blight - East Bottoms
Worst Missouri Burb to live in - Raytown
Worst Town to live in - Sugar Creek
Worst Highway to drive on - I-70
Worst Sign your Neighborhood is Screwed - Payday Loan Store Opens
Worst Street for Development in JOCO - 75th Street
Worst place to rent an apartment in JOCO - Shawnee 75th and Quivira area
Worst JOCO HS - Shawnee Mission North
Worst JOCO Elem School - Rosehill
Worst Place to Speed in JOCO - Leawood on Roe
Worst JOCO Park - Olathe Lake
Worst JOCO Police Cars - Shawnee
Worst Trash Pick Up - Olathe
FOOD
Worst Pizza Place - CiCi's
Worst BBQ - Wyandotte
Worst Coffee House - Starbucks
Worst Chicken - KFC
Worst Fast Food Drive Through - Winsteads
Worst Burger - A&W
Worst Steak - Lone Star
Worst Fries - Burger King
Worst Hyped Fast Food Place - Chik-Fil-A
Worst Bar Food - 810 Zone
Worst Italian Food -Olive Garden
Worst Service - Famous Daves P&L District
Worst Meal for the Money - Bristol
RETAIL
Worst Car Dealership - Superior Chevrolet
Worst Drug Store Chain - CVS
Worst Electronics - Circuit City
Worst Grocery Store - Sun Fresh
Worst Pay TV/Internet - Comcast
Worst Mall - Metcalf South
Worst Gas Station - Shell
Worst Priced Computers - Microcenter
Worst priced BBQ Equipment - Smoke n Fire
Worst Place to Buy a Motorcycle - Shawnee Cycle Plaza
SPORTS
Worst College Athletic Department - Kansas State
Worst College Basketball Tean - UMKC
Worst College Football Team - Kansas State
Worst Sports Franchise - Brigade
Worst Athlete in Public - Larry Johnson
Worst General Manager - Carl Peterson
Worst Chiefs Player - Croyle
Worst Royals Player -
Worst Games to Attend - Wizards
Worst Cheerleaders - Chiefs
Worst Mascot - Willie the Wildcat
Worst Fans - Kansas State
ENTERTAINMENT
Worst Entertainment Area - 18th & Vine
Worst Bar - Brooksider
Worst Movie Theater - Dickinson at the Great mall
Worst Place to Attend an Event - Kemper Arena
Worst Event - First Fridays
Worst Place to see Animals - KC ZOO
Worst Place to Entertain your Kids - Science City
MISC
Worst Human Being - Fred Phelps
Worst Hobby - Street Cycling
Worst Place to Work - Sprint
Worst Blog Topic - Downtown Parking
Worst Blog Gadget - Music that plays when you open the website
Worst New Car to Own - Smart Car
Worst Cop Out Blog Topic - Racism
Worst Trendy Cause - Going Green
Worst place to get an animal - Wayside Waifs (WAY OVER PRICED)
Worst Charitable donations - Church's (money goes for new buildings not the poor)
Friday, December 12, 2008
KCMOSD TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THEIR ROLE
For every bitching teacher of that crap hole district that wants to go public with their grievances I say we produce 10 illiterate kids that they produced. Show some results before you start bitching.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
QUICK HITS
TEN STORIES THAT YOU MUST READ TODAY.
1. Girl stabs boyfriend for refusing sex. If you take a look at the mugshot you will see why he did.
2. More liberal media cutbacks.
3. AlGore is the only person on earth that makes Funkhouser look intelligent.
4. Barney Frank admits that saving the Auto companies is nothing more than pandering to the UAW.
5. Yet another Obama associate under investigation
6. Could someone please tell Colin Powell that he is no longer needed nor wanted in the Republican party. This guy turned traitor on the party how many times and now wants to bash conservative voices???????????????????????????????
7. Hell froze over!
8. A web browser for African Americans??????? Do we really need to have BROWSERS BASED ON ETHNICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. 20% of teens are having sex, well kinda, sorta, in a nerd way.
10. Caylee's body found??????
DEAD TOWN WALKIN
Forbes magazine today wrote the obit for Grandview, Mo. If you are looking for suspects in the death of this suburb community you needn't look any further than KCMO. How many more suburbs are going to fall victim to the plague that is KCMO.
Independence, Raytown, Grandview etc........
Independence, Raytown, Grandview etc........
JOCO BLOGGERS
I am trying to gather a list of bloggers (that don't suck) for my blogroll that live in JOCO. If you aren't on the list and would like to be please send me an email with your blog url.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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