Tuesday, February 17, 2009

DOWNTOWN KCK


If you open up a coffee shop in the middle of the forest and nobody is there to see it, did that coffee chop really open? Talk about a crappy business plan.

THE WIRE - BROKEN RECORD


The crime in this city is too damn predictable.

1. Stabbing

2. Police Chase and Shots fired
Why bother being creative with the headlines if these bastards aren't even going to be creative with their crimes?

Monday, February 16, 2009

QUICK HITS


The audience of this blog tends to be more informed than most of the people breathing air in our city. If you don't like this blog there is a good chance that you suffer from a learning disability or have graduated from the KCMO school district.

1. He wants to tax your porn to cover his pay increases. STAND UP!

2. FOLLOW UP: 15 year old chick was a whore to at least 3 kids under the age of sixteen (one was 13).

3. Scientist have way too much time on their hands.

4. Another reason why the IPOD kicks ass.

5. Propaganda and election rigging at its best. No I am not talking about the Minn Senate seat.

6. Is another Welfare Ho about to deliver a liter?


8. Obama cupcakes.

9. Detroit is a bigger pile of crap than KCMO

10. Begala is a douche bag.

PROSPECT, HOME OF THE S**T SANDWICH


COMING SOON

Battle of Celebrity Chicks - Still working on the format and participants but I hope to have it ready by March Madness. I am picturing 64 celeb chicks in a single elimination tournament to find out which chick is the hottest.

Need ideas for #1 seeds

THIS HAS POTENTIAL


GREEN WACKO UPDATE

BEWARE OF FREEDOM KILLERS


1. Hamburgers are causing the world to end.

2. The US cooling trend continues shhhhhhhhh!

3. Man made global warming is a hoax. I think I will take his word for it over that of the croc wearing, granola eating, hemp clothes wearing shoppers at Whole Foods.

4. Palanets are like cars, once this one wears out we can go to one of the newer models.

SILLY SATANIST


I take it that these bastards have never heard of a freaking Chalupa

LMAO


MUSLIMS HAVE AN INTERESTING TAKE ON DIVORCE


First you need to read this
"Muzzammil Hassan, who founded Bridges TV in November 2004 to counter anti-Islam stereotypes, surrendered to police Thursday. Hassan touted the network as the "first-ever full-time home for American Muslims," according to a press release." Fox news.


THEN READ THIS.
The estranged wife of a Muslim television executive feared for her life after filing for divorce last month from her abusive husband, her attorney said — and was found beheaded Thursday in his upstate New York television studio.

I am not sure that Hassan helped out his Muslim brothers.....

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

THE REVS OF THE EAST SIDE DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THERE IS CRIME THERE. TURN THE OTHER CHEEK, DON'T LOOK AT THE CARNAGE.

1. Now why would someone from KCMO want to rob a hydroponic store? His weed customers will have to wait since his dumb ass got shot in his attempt.

2. If you have kids in KCMO be sure that they are wearing Kevlar helmets and Bullet proof vests at all times. This EIGHT YEAR OLD GOT SHOT LAYING ON HIS SOFA, WATCHING TV.

3. If you are stupid enough to have a convenience store in KCMO open past 9pm then you deserve to get your ass robbed.

4. Whenever MU has a decent hoops team the city is always full of gunfire....

5. KCMO residents have no respect for the handicapped, this we know. BUT did anyone ever expect them to start running over them in their wheelchairs?

6. Methheads, booze, gambling, Missouri....Sounds like a crap cocktail.

7. KCK Doesn't stand for Kansas City Killers for nothing.

Friday, February 13, 2009

QUICK HITS - Weesom Hustlas


Read it here first before others play follow the leader.

1. The new Bat Woman proves that most women are secretly lesbians.

2. If I had 44 sex offenders in my neighborhood I would freaking move.

3. 9 year old kid has more game than most people in this city.

4. What the hell has happened to the Mafia? Holy Crap!

5. Do inmates in Iowa really care if they wipe their ass? Hell most people that live in that state go without as is.

6. Babies having babies.

7. Clinton backs government control of media.

8. Which would you rather have the FBI investigate, Terrorism or Mortgage Fraud? Its sad that we even have to ask this question.

9. Early Polls show that Obama is doomed.

10. Dems know they are screwed in 2 years.

BLACK FRIDAY AT SPRINT TODAY

Details in a few

So far Grand Prairie Texas but I am told that there is a lot more coming.

Update: 30% reduction decided upon

COURTNEY FRIEL FOX NEWS HOT?






THIS IS THE AMERICAN ATTITUDE?????


According to this story Henrietta Hughes is playing the system. And WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME what the hell her son is doing? It's always her and her son. OK, your old, but what about your kid. He cant get a J O B? Give me a break. Between the two of you there was no way to come up with $400 a month? HOLY CRAP! And now she gets a free house?????