NCAA HOOPS LINKS - KANSAS CITY

I know that there are many of you out there that need me to spoon feed you everything so I put together a link list for the tournament. I have also put a scoreboard widget on the sidebar just in case your company has all sports sites blocked the next few weeks.

For those of you visiting KC for the tournament there are a few links for you as well.


ESPN LIVE SCOREBOARD

CBS SPORTS ONLINE VIEWING

CBS SPORTS COLLEGE HOOPS HOME PAGE

VEGAS ODDS

BIG 12 RADIO LINKS

Sprint Center Schedule

POWER AND LIGHT DISTRICT

WHAT A TOOL

THE MAN BEHIND THIS MESS IS NOW ACTING HIGH AND MIGHTY.

LEANN RIMES A WHORE?

It seems that every story that comes out about this chick is about her sleeping with someone that she shouldn't be. Do country tricks get a pass on whoring around?

But more importantly does she allow payment plans?

QUICK HITS - ABOVE THE RIM

If I keep talking about AIG I might as well just redirect you to every other blog written by a conservative on the internet. So in an attempt to stay Above The Rim on the rest of these punks I bring you 10 stories that don't have the words finance and bonus in them.

1. It is good to see the city of Houston which is knee deep in gang violence focussing its attention on whores. Shouldn't there be a pecking order in which crime is fought?

2, Get knocked up, high, shoot someone and drop out of school BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT GO TANNING!!!!!!

3. This is why married women always make men fill up their tanks.

4. Ireland was the place to be yesterday. That sounds like a real celebration.

5. Its no coincidence that Washington D.C. is at an all time high since the Dems took over.

6. Zimbabwe implements the prison economic system.

7. I LOVE THIS STORY. They have over 100k in the bank but they are using our money to buy food. God bless America.

8. If getting screened for Prostate cancer doesn't improve your chances for survival

9. Beastie Boys releasing Check Your Head again.

10. Demi Moore is the most over rated chick in entertainment history. I gag everytime a story comes out talking about how hot she is. then why the hell are these doctors analy rapping us?

OBAMA HAS BEEN PUT ON NOTICE

The last time someone was brought to their knees this quickly in the White House their last name was Lewinsky.

IF YOU LIKE TO STEAL STUFF

Find out when this Nebraska "cop" has a shift and have at it. The only thing this guy can catch is diabetes.

5 FINGERS TO THE FACE

WHO SAW THIS COMING?

I am sure that you (the informed readers of this blog) are as shocked as I am that this idiot is failing. He had such a great track record coming into office........

US SOLUTIONS TO HEALTH CARE FOUND IN GAMBIA

To be honest with you I thought that "Witch Doctors" left after the last episode of Gilligans Island which is why this story kicks ass. In a world in which we have crackberries, laptops, hd tvs, Ipods and MRI's it is good to see some good old fashion potion drinking.

IRISH RULE

Take note Kansas City. On the biggest drinking and partying day of the year in KC there were no shootings or stabbings.

DON'T PICTURE HER NAKED!

“It’s fine to talk about love publicly. But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked," ...Taylor Swift from Fox News story

Well WHAT THE HELL does that statement make you think of?

QUICK HITS - CADENCE TO ARMS

GIVE US GREEN HISTORY MONTH OR GIVE US DEATH!

1. Iowa Senator gets just a tad bit violent about AIG. Hey Chuck, you wrote the bill you moron. You can't change it after the fact.

2. Obama hates the military so much that he plans on charging those who were injured in combat for their medical treatment. WHO THE HELL DOES THIS CRAP?

3. Pelosi wants to bail out liberal media that nobody reads. Wise investment dumb ass.

4. The pope doesn't think that condoms are the answer to preventing AIDS... What the hell is he for? Wrapping your junk in rosary beads?

5. The IRA took a break but are now back and what the Brits out of their country.

6. The President of Madagascar is stepping down...Which one was he? The Zebra or the Lion?

7. It scares me to think what A Rod would do to himself if he was more flexible.

8. Egypt to open crappy pyramid to the public.

9. 50 million dollars to have your face and hands ripped off by a pet chimp? Im not sure that 50million would come close to covering that crap.

10. Clarence Thomas blasts you lazy ass socialist.

HOP

DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE?

I mean do you love your wife enough to wear a T-Shirt that says you love her after you choke the sh!t out of her?

DROPKICK MURPHYS