KCMO now has the smell to go along with the blight.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
SMOKING CRACK
If someone out there knows of a junkie could you please ask them what the hell happened to Crack. Seriously, in the early 90's that is all we heard about but now not so much. Did Meth take over?
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
You have to love the consistency of the East Side. You can almost count on that part of town producing one dead body every 3 days and on the weekends the All Stars come out to play.
1. Maybe the smell coming out of Columbia isn't from the women.......
2. Three of the ugliest folks the trailer parks have ever produced got caught in a police chase. Seriously, you have to look at the pictures of these douche bags.
3. East Side man gets a face lift.
4. East Side residents try to signal the police by shooting at them.
5. The life expectancy in East KCMO has to be 25 years.
6. Sick bastard charged with raping a freaking 5 year old. Why is this guy still alive?
1. Maybe the smell coming out of Columbia isn't from the women.......
2. Three of the ugliest folks the trailer parks have ever produced got caught in a police chase. Seriously, you have to look at the pictures of these douche bags.
3. East Side man gets a face lift.
4. East Side residents try to signal the police by shooting at them.
5. The life expectancy in East KCMO has to be 25 years.
6. Sick bastard charged with raping a freaking 5 year old. Why is this guy still alive?
"exercise, diet and beauty routines"
Women across America are about to become fat, out of shape and ugly. Just be glad she stopped short of recommending a Dentist.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
TOP TEN MEDIA DOUCHE BAGS IN THE METRO
Since it has been awhile since I posted the first list I thought that it was time for an update. Let's face it, the media in this town has hit an all time low....
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1. Scott Parks -This guy is more confused about his identity than a hermaphrodite trying to pick a bathroom. He calls himself a moderate so that he doesn't have to make a stand on any issues but lets face it, this guy is as liberal as they come. The only thing more pathetic than his political opinions is his defense of them. What a cowardly crybaby.
2. Nick Wright - Entercom has gone out of its way to embarrass itself with their attempt at sports radio and nothing symbolizes this more than Nick Wright. This guy has failed at every format given to him and has lower ratings than static yet Entercom keeps him (because of his daddy).
3. Mike Hedricks - The only thing more embarrassing than Metcalfe South in JOCO.
4. Yael Alphabeta - The most uninformed columnist in the metro. This guys ability to avoid the truth is amazing.
5. Katie Horner - Nuf Said.
6. Karen Kornaki - I can't believe that this chick still has a job. She is brutal. If they are going to march out some ignorant chick to cover sports in this town they could at least make her hot (see HOLLY STAR)
7. Steve Rose - See below
8. Kevin Kietzman - The only reason this guy still has a drive time show is because he owns part of the station. This guy has been wrong on nearly every single prediction he has made and could be one of the biggest liars in town. Ask Randy.
9. Mike Shanin - This guy could be the weakest conservative to have ever hit the air waves. He spends his time bashing true conservative voices and telling horrid jokes. The guy has no talent PERIOD. If Scott Parks wants to see a true moderate, all that he has to do is look at his studio partner.
10. All local "Blog Magazines" - I don't know which is worst, their content or the people kissing their ass to get some attention in this town.
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1. Scott Parks -This guy is more confused about his identity than a hermaphrodite trying to pick a bathroom. He calls himself a moderate so that he doesn't have to make a stand on any issues but lets face it, this guy is as liberal as they come. The only thing more pathetic than his political opinions is his defense of them. What a cowardly crybaby.
2. Nick Wright - Entercom has gone out of its way to embarrass itself with their attempt at sports radio and nothing symbolizes this more than Nick Wright. This guy has failed at every format given to him and has lower ratings than static yet Entercom keeps him (because of his daddy). 3. Mike Hedricks - The only thing more embarrassing than Metcalfe South in JOCO.
4. Yael Alphabeta - The most uninformed columnist in the metro. This guys ability to avoid the truth is amazing.
5. Katie Horner - Nuf Said.
6. Karen Kornaki - I can't believe that this chick still has a job. She is brutal. If they are going to march out some ignorant chick to cover sports in this town they could at least make her hot (see HOLLY STAR)
7. Steve Rose - See below
8. Kevin Kietzman - The only reason this guy still has a drive time show is because he owns part of the station. This guy has been wrong on nearly every single prediction he has made and could be one of the biggest liars in town. Ask Randy.
9. Mike Shanin - This guy could be the weakest conservative to have ever hit the air waves. He spends his time bashing true conservative voices and telling horrid jokes. The guy has no talent PERIOD. If Scott Parks wants to see a true moderate, all that he has to do is look at his studio partner.
10. All local "Blog Magazines" - I don't know which is worst, their content or the people kissing their ass to get some attention in this town.
REALITY CHECK - STEVE ROSE
I was wondering how long it would take Steve Rose to come to his senses and drop out of the race. The one thing I am disappointed in was the excuse. Cramps? Seriously? Either you are the worlds biggest wimp or you are pretty crappy at coming up with excuses Steve.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
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