"Naked Circus."

Atlantic City figures out that sex sells......

Ludacris - F5 Furiously Dangerous Ft Slaughterhouse

Almost Daily Link Blast

9 Websites to get your week started off right. 

1.  Hilarious website - "I'm not a racist but..."
2.  Topless Aniston 
3.  7 videos of cheerleaders failing.
4.  The best of the dunks for the 2011 playoffs.
5.  Lawn Mower powered beer train. Video
6.  Forbes tries to convince people that Boxed Wine is good enough to leave the trailer park.
7.  13 tornado videos that don't suck
8.  Weirdest IPhone apps ever made.
9.  Top 10 Muscle Cars ever made

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

First weekend in the 90's without rain and production is up in the metros killing fields. 

1.  Well this is a first even for KCMO. Domestic issues solved with Gasoline and matches. 
2.  Is apologizing for creating child porn enough for the religious right to once again move past the hypocrisy that exists within their groups.
3.  Murder Suicide in the east side.  Mother and Son?
4.  Are knife murders making a come back?  KCK.
5.  Dead woman found in her eastside home.  Suspicious, really? 
6.  KCK residents renovate their neighborhoods with Arson. 
7.  Federal Stupidity - Feds seize elderberry juice.  Because THAT is the biggest danger facing our country.
8.  KCMO police attempt to keep a murder off the books....

The Ass Crack of JOCO

Do we really need to claim Roeland Park as part of JOCO?  Can't we simply call first 20 miles of JOCO that border Wyco the DMZ?  It's crap cities like Roeland Park that give the rest of our wonderful county a bad name.

HOMOCIDE

Captain Save A Hoe

Cya Katie

To JOCO Douche Bag Parkers.

Take up two spaces to protect your Audi and we will go out of our way to F UP your paint.

Let a Ho be a Ho

I first heard those wise words from one Mr. Willie D back in the 90's and today I heard The Voice of Merrill come close to saying that exact thing.  Today on his show he had a segment regarding legalizing prostitution and I for one agree with him.  Why do we waste so many resources on sting operations, street sweeps etc...?  Shouldn't our limited city funds go to fight violent crime, build roads and ohh I don't know Educate our kids? 

How quick would the religious fringe right of our party be to drop their fiscal stances so that they could continue to fund the policing of "sin crimes"?  Those hypocrites would tax air in order to keep others from "sinning".  (another reason to despise these zealots). Keep in mind that most of these people are also the ones that get busted for solicitation or in the case of religious leaders molestation. 

If some woman wants to whore herself out to pay rent, great!  Better to take money from a customer than from my tax dollars.  Why should I subsidize the office space of the local town whore?

And why should we have to look at these skanks walk the streets in order to find customers?  Screw that, let them advertise.  Consider it neighborhood beautification.  It Tulips on Troost is such a good idea then skankless corners have to be even better.  Surely people that solicit these beauty queens wouldn't mind shopping for a better deal and perhaps a better product.

It's not like people are going to be proud that their wife/husband is a whore and nobody is going to brag about having to pay for it right?  So the stigma that comes to paying for ass will still remain and that should be enough to keep these establishments out of plain site of the public and allow us to spend our tax dollars wiser.

History of Beer Infographic

Question of the week

Do we have more trees  and greenery in our ghettos than other major metro areas in the United States? 

Sharapova advances

I know that nobody really cares but it is Sharapova.....

Crapplebees does JOCO a favor

One of the most embarrassing things about living in JOCO has to be having the Applebees's HQ in one of our cities. Now the debate can begin, which is worst an Applebee's steak or a KCMO school district education.

Thank you KCMO for taking more of our trash

50 State Stereotypes (in 2 minutes)

Fart Infographic

I think it is safe to say that there is an infographic for everything

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because the stuff I read on the internet is better than the crap you do.

1.  10 surefire ways to get your ass fired asap.
2.  Some of the best photos of Joplin after Armageddon
3.  Guys, read these 7 rules of bathroom etiquette and follow them.
4.  Poverty stricken residents of KCK and KCMO finally have ways to fight off mosquito's. 
5.  Modern Warfare 3 is on its way.
6.  There are only 2 approved ways to hold hands in public.
7.  The great strawberry soda taste test finally takes place.
8.  Ever wonder why commercials are louder than regular TV shows.
9.  14 awesome subway stations.
10.  Some celebs get better with age.  10 from the 90's
11. Is Selena Gomez going to end up like Miley?