The Devil Makes Three - Old number 7

KC Rewrite

1.  The Kansas Legislature is almost as progressive as the Kansas Governor.  I seriously doubt that

a single one of these elitist wanna bes have ever used Uber, have the app or even own a smart phone.  Have you seen the legislature?  These idiots are still using flip phones and pushing the turbo boost button on their Packard Bell 486. It is no wonder that our state has to offer all of these extreme tax incentives to come here.

2.  Royals add a craft beer bar because beers at The K aren't all ready expensive enough.

3.  Will you be one of the douche bags that pays more than 50 cents for Ramen.  I am sure that the KCMO hipster crowd will flock to it by the drove the same way that they have flocked to every other come and go joint in the city.

4.  Candidates discuss ways to change the perception of North East KCMO.   Sadly most of these ideas will never take place and one of the most historic areas of the metro will continue to be the toilet bowl of the metro.

5.  KCMO kids playing a new game called "Putting them in a coffin" were arrested at the plaza this weekend. It is good to see the KCMO youth finding a new spin on their expertise.

6.  Shawnee Mission East student raped girls under the age of 14.  The piece of shit only received a 20 year sentence.....

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Indiana Visitors Stay Away.

Starting today I am forbidding any readers that reside inside the state of Indiana from my blog.  Yes this action is useless as is this statement but I am joining the cause just to say that I did and that I pretend to care.  The right to refuse service in your own business based on your personal religious beliefs, customs etc.. is so America 1776-2006...

Back for Good

Ever since my wreck in August I have been tried unsuccessfully a few times to return to blogging but my head injury hasn't cooperated.  So, I have decided that this is as good as I am going to get and I might as well just deal with it and continue on because let's face it, you missed me, and it is election time.  

I doubt that I have any readers left but if you do find me again let me know so that I can see who is left out there.   

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KC ReWrite

1.  Oxymoron?  Smart Highway in Missouri.  Added bonus, the engineer is from Raytown (where all great ideas come from)

2.  The women at MU are so skanky that they have resorted to Camels and Cows

3.  Ignorant people of North JOCO fight redevelopment and embrace blight.  This story posted in the same freaking week shows people bitching about the blight that has all ready taken place and what they should do to fix it.  UNREAL

4.  Kansas City is about to lose Uber because of the politicians want and desire to destroy the free market and bow down to the taxi unions.  What service would the city actually be performing in exchange for the outrageous fees that the city is trying to impose.... Nothing.  This is nothing more than extortion.  How about focusing on crime and fixing your F'd up schools instead of this crap

5.  Johnson County has a new place to eat that features girls with daddy issues bringing them food.  Sadly, men in Johnson County will flock to this place because they think that their last waitress REALLY REALLY liked them.  

6.  Sprint pulls a well, Sprint in Chicago.

What a Joke we have become

This country has officially hit it's lowest point since I have been alive.  It barely resembles the country that I thought I lived in.  Power hungry politicians have done what terrorists, communist and Axis powers were not able to do, destroy America.

The baby boomer generation will go down as the worst in the history of this country.  I can't wait for them all to get old and us not have money for their social security.