If there is one thing that the metro area is full of it is coffee house dipsh*ts. These are the people that seem to have no job, life, family or goals other than making it to the coffee house in the morning and trying to make themselves look as repulsive as possible. Well there is good news Kansas City, that will soon be ending.
With the economy hitting the skids and people competing for jobs it will no longer be "cool" to be marginally employed. There will be enough of those people with out them having to try in 2009. Now this is where trickle down hipster economics comes into play and will finally put to an end the wannabe New Yorkers in the metro.
Less people working means that
There will be less new clothing bought...This means there will be less clothing donated to thrift stores which will drastically effect how they dress.
There will be less high end coffee bought...This means that Coffee Houses may start charging more for the low end stuff and putting restrictions on refills, What will yo do?
Free Wifi will become a thing of the past.........This will eliminate half of the crappy blogs on the internet because we all know that hipsters can't pay for their own internet.
People with good work ethic will be laid off. This means that you can no longer do a half ass job and expect to keep it. You will be one step closer to trading in your Hot Coffee for a cup of Hot Soup at the City Union Mission.
New Car sales will drop and people will hold onto their cars longer. Now you are really screwed, because you can't afford a new car and with a limited supply of used cars you can expect those prices to rise as well. Welcome to a life of bus riding and hitch hiking.
People will no longer be able to afford expensive groceries. This means that places like whole foods will become a thing of the past. There go your Wheat Grass shots.
These are just a few examples of how the recession will make the emo coffee house hipster a thing of the past. But at least you voted for a guy that has no experience in the White House to preserve your lifestyle. HAHAHAHAHAHA
