Thursday, March 22, 2012

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!

The number one question on the mind of 10 year old's in California is, where they can get free condoms.  BUT fear not, there is a program in place to help little bobby protect himself from cooties coochies.  
Does your 10 year old worry about what the other kids will think of him walking around with condoms in his pocket?  He needn't worry because they did the research and came up with the following.

"If you think that having a condom on hand makes you look desperate for sex, check out these stats that show most teens think they look smart when they carry condoms.
  • 38 percent think guys look “smart and prepared.”
  • Only 7 percent think guys look like they are trying to look cool.
  • 54 percent think girls look “prepared for anything, and smart, too!”
  • Only 10 percent think girls look like sluts when they have a condom."
Thats right folks only 10% think your little girl is a slut for carrying around 10 free condoms, lube and a pamphlet on sex positions and the keys to a good hook up.  

I bet you are saying wow, there is no way that they can top that deal.  THINK AGAIN.  

Teensource.org offers its customers free pick up & delivery!
Access to the morning after pill
Tips on spotting clinics that try to trick you out of having that cool abortion that all your friends are having

Don't even worry about asking your parents, we tell you how cool it is not to ask and how the state of California gives you rights that your parents cant take away.  HOW COOL IS THAT.

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!