TEN STORIES BEING READ BY JOCOIANS TODAY.1. While people in Missouri are dying at an increased rate, Kansas once again shows its superiority in quality of life.
2. You would think that we could get one benefit out of this crappy economy but the spandex clad death magnets refuse to quit.
3. Lezak is looking for lots of inches this winter.
4. Iranians like having unprotected sex.
5. Storming buildings with swords is back in.
6. Bush pardons John Forte. Maybe now we can get a new Fugee's album.
7. British kids don't know how to handle break ups. No word on whether or not his gf walked in and found him bleeding and decided to stab herself as well.
8. How do you accidentally flush a baby down the toilet?
9. Anyone that thought Tiger Woods was driving around in a LeSabre was on crack.
10. Teachers Aide by day, Porn star by night. I wonder how many men were involved in the PTO at that school. AND isn't it just like a bunch of women to want to get this woman fired?
